Tin_God:
"The captain has turned on the no pointless remakes sign. Please exit this movie immediately and in a hurried manner."
crash4587:
I swear if I knew it was going to be this bad...
gastrof:
I SWEAR I didn't know it'd be this bad. Please believe me.
Tin_God:
"I do hereby swear to grow a mighty beer gut and wear a completely unbelievable hairpiece so long as I do live long and prosper. Amen."
Tin_God:
.o(THIS looks like a job for... Erik Estradaman!)
Indomitus:
Up next on SciFi... We continue our rapid descent into complete darkness and depravity...
FryGirlRoastingOnAnOpenFire:
Because a meth lab explosion looks real suspicious.
FryGirlRoastingOnAnOpenFire:
...much slower than the rate at which skin soaks off, so keep your meathooks outta there, ya retard.
FryGirlRoastingOnAnOpenFire:
..is also used to report any pro union activity by the workers.
FryGirlRoastingOnAnOpenFire:
"I drank too much Brown Derby Pilsner and I went blind. Of course, I jerked off about a hundred times a day as well..."
FryGirlRoastingOnAnOpenFire:
"According to this recently discovered tablet, there are actually 18 Commandments. So you're all going to Hell."
Crude97:
My plastic hair is confused, sir.