LuvBJones:  
Suddenly we're capping "National  
Leather Bear" magazine. 

Reynard T Fox: 
"WAIT!! COME BACK,  
CAREER! AAAAGGHHH!!" 

JediClone: 
I'm contracted to be in the next film? 
The one with RuPaul as Harliquinn? 
 I'M GONNA F*CKIN KILL MY 
AGENT! KIIIIILLLLL HIIIIM! 

NightTrain: 
Teeth were made to last a lifetime! 

Angel_Noir: 
"SUUURGE!" 
 

  

Reynard T Fox:  
"Ah, Mr. Freeze, I seem to have 
stumbled upon your faberge egg  
collection. Sure would be a shame if I  
were to *smash* ooops, misstepped,  
*smash* ooops, did it again..." 

Matteus: 
to bring him out of hypothermia, 
Batman will lay on him 

NightTrain: 
Hey, wait a minute! I thought it 
was "Jingle bells, Batman smells, 
ROBIN laid an egg." 

Xylorjax: 
"Great.  Just great.  They have a 
wild kegger and *I* get to clean up." 
 

  

Reynard T Fox:  
Albert logs on to Castle Forrester: 
"Lessee, ah, I got one, 'Mr. 
Schumacher should be eaten alive by 
a school of moray eels for this movie.  
But only after his syphilis reaches the  
third stage.'  Hmm, that might be a TAD  
too mean... Ah, hell, SUBMIT!" *click*  

Matteus:  
Alfred? are you downloading  
porn again? 

Neoknight: 
Man, even Alfred's 
getting into capping! 
 
 

  

JediClone: 
After all the trouble and media  
hassle of loosing the weight to get the 
Batgirl role, the ultimate slap in the 
face was when she came on to  
O'Donnell, and he said he wasnt  
into "skinny chicks" 

LuvBJones: 
"I'll be washing my hair. Until  
I reach menopause." 

MrTim:  
Mike Nelson?!?!? 

NightTrain: 
Then I found out it was just an 
expression! No wonder he
looked so confused when I blew on it. 
 

  

LuvBJones:  
Oh, I've got one of those at home. 

Reynard T Fox:  
You don't have to be crazy to live  
here, but it helps!  Liverwurst and  
turnips, why thank you, ma'am! 

Jorie:  
The ole' alma mater! 

JediClone: 
o/' Nobody doesnt like sani-ty! 

Widget:  
Joel Schumacher's current home... 

MrTim: 
Or, as Schumacher likes 
to call it, "Home." 

Beedo: 
They should clear some 
space for Schumacher. 

Angel_Noir: 
This insanity is brought to you 
by the letter "A" 
 

  

JediClone: 
A pompus rich man is brough out of  
suspended animation to battle the 
forces of evil alongside an orphaned
midget robot IN: "Daddy Warbucks
in the 24th Century!" 

LuvBJones: 
"8:00 already! Damned daylight  
savings..."