JediClone: 
Scotty experienced some disturbing 
side effects from using the  
mutant dilithium crystalls... 

Reynard T Fox: 
"Think I'll put Batman's eye out  
with this." 

Matteus:  
don't even think about you freak! 

Beedo: 
Walt Disney's "Fantasia on Ice," 
coming to the Colliseum! 
 

  

LuvBJones: 
"Mmmmm ... donuts ..." 

MrTim:  
Okay, we've got Godzilla's hearing aid 
ready. Now who's gonna install it? 

 Angel_Noir: 
"Soon my balls will cover the 
world!! Hey! Who's laughing?" 

JediClone: 
"Just put the patented apples in the 
patented trays, and reach for the-"
"SLEDGE-O-MATIC!" 

Xylorjax: 
Arnold holds a candlelight 
vigil to pray for the plot. 
 

  

JediClone: 
"Zees deas-ray, eet dus naht vork!" 
"Uh, Mr Freeze, sir... You have it 
in 'Reverse'..." 

Reynard T Fox:   
For the fifth time, Mir loses power, 
and all the astronauts have to light   
their Indoglo watches...  
  
JediClone: 
Freeze terrorizes Borrower Town 

  

Reynard T Fox:  
"Mulder, my medical opinion is that 
these are lasers.  There is no scientific  
proof for your theory." "Scully, I'm  
telling you, they're PLUM FAIRIES! 
One just talked to me! It said,  
'Xerox'!"  

LuvBJones:  
And the lasers pass through 
her skull unimpeded.  

MrTim: 
.oO(What's that crackling noise I hear 
behind me?) -- The last thought to go 
through her head before the lasers  
slice her into five pieces.  

Angel_Noir:  
That's right, come to Daddy...  

Beedo:  
DAMMIT!  If Schumacher says  
I have to lose one more ounce,  
I'm kicking his scrawny butt!  

E_B_A:  
"No no no... I can't get all of you  
and stuff in the picture. Back up.  
More. Back up..." *BZZT!*  
*SLICE!* "Oh my GOD!"  

Xylorjax:  
We interrupt this bad movie to  
bring you: Saturday Night Fever 3:  
The Quickening.  
 

  

LuvBJones: 
The Daily Show with Alfred the Butler 

Angel_Noir: 
The real reason production 
of Windows 98 was stopped... 

E_B_A: 
"Today on 'Home Taxidermy,' 
what do with the corpse of that 
pesky grandfather..." 

Xylorjax: 
H H Hello M M M M M Master 
Bruce.  Bruce.  M M Master 
B B B Bruce. 
 

  

Reynard T Fox: 
We now return to the Three Mile  
Island Pond for Kermit the Frog's  
Performance of "It's Not Easy  
Being Green, And Having Two  
Heads Is No Picnic, Either." 

JediClone: 
Kermit The Frog's been getting 
interior decoration tips from Miss 
Piggy's idiot nephews again... 

Xylorjax: 
Being the secondary villain in this 
movie, Poison Ivy is forced to set 
up her base next to the Gotham 
Waste Treatement Plant