BEEDO:
Harvey Korman enters yet again, this time playing Bea Arthur's admirer. After some  crossed signals and a 
"Who's-On-First"-style rectification, Harvey's character decides to get blitzed. I was ahead of him by  twenty minutes.
 
  
 HanoverF:  
His old 'I picked it just for you' line 
finally worked, unfortunetly it worked 
on Bea Arthur! 

JediClone: 
Next on Easy Target For A Mel 
Brooks Riff Theatre..."What hump?" 

Beedo:  
Hey! Drinking booze! Maybe THAT 
will deaden the pain of this show! 

MrTim: 
We're back with Ian Plimsoll, 
world's most famous roadie 
 

   
JoeCrow: 
It was over Macho Grande' that 
Shlock's drinking problem began...

JediClone: 
What this bizzare drinks-from-his-head 
guy doesnt realize is that Chadra-Fans 
tend to piss into small containers. 

Beedo:  
I think we're supposed to laugh here.   
I'd rather get out my flame-thrower. 

Matteus: 
fill him with the bubble solution and 
he'll blow bubbles for hours on end! 

Neoknight: 
I would hope Lucas had NOTHING 
to do with this crap! 
 

   
 JediClone: 
After seeing both a stick-thin and 
a big stocky version of his body, 
Akimina begins counciling 
Mowma for his bulemia. 

HanoverF:  
Bea mixes up a pitcher of hair 
of the dog-ugly. 

Beedo:  
Momaw isn't about to tell her 
what she's actually petting; he's 
enjoying it too much. 

Matteus: 
is this your butt? I can't tell 

Angel_Noir: 
"I can't keep serving you drink after 
drink! You're hammered already!" 
 
HanoverF:  
"Then I killed that punks father, 
and stole his sword! And I owe it 
all to my other index finger!" 

 Beedo:  
A six-fingered man! Where's Inigo 
Montoya when you need him? 

Matteus: 
I HATE MIMES!!! 

MrTim: 
David Warner is attacked by a 
disguised Thing. 
 

  
 Beedo:  
.oO{I can't believe I'm in this 
crappy show.} 

JediClone: 
Are you people buying any of this shit? 
 
MrTim: 
Geez, she gets the bored prostitute 
look before he even touches her! 

  
 HanoverF:  
"I said Sunday, I never said *which* 
Sunday! Back off Creep!" 

Beedo:  
Bea Arthur and Harvey Korman getting 
romantic. Great. Now I need therapy. 

Matteus: 
doggy style 

Angel_Noir: 
"Thats right, baby! Who's golden 
girl is this? Oh yeah!" 

NoobSaibot: 
That does it. I can't take this any 
more. I'm outta here! 
 
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