JediClone: The Fifty Foot Woman gets a pap smear. (Now THERE'S a feminine hygene reference that hasnt been run into the ground!... yet) |
Angel_Noir: Although few historians will admit it, The Warren Commision concluded that the third gunman was not on the grassy knoll, but on the "Prominade Deck" of the Love Boat. |
Dibbley: The crew amused themselves by putting a spy cam in the dressing room. |
Matteus: they're tagging spice girls |
BuckFifty: What did the Spice Girl say after waking up under a cow? What are you guys still doing here? |
Xylorjax: An embarassed Adam Sandler is caught in this movie. |
Beedo: Tscha, right, what EVER! |
BuckFifty: Woohoo! Rocky Horror Picture Show! |
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E_B_A: The Maidenform Woman. You never know where she's going to get snuffed! |
JediClone: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful..." I don't. But I hate everything else about you. Feel better now? |
NightTrain: "Oh Mickey, you're so fine/You're so fine, you blow my mind/Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!" |
NightTrain: "Talent was found not to be transmitted genetically when scientists learned that Baby Spice's mother was a gospel singer." |
JediClone: The pants I'm wearing have been pissed in. Film at Eleven. |
Angel_Noir: "This just in, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. Over to you, Bob." |
BuckFifty: "Brainless whores call it the Daily..." |
Beedo: Up next, I am going to kill someone for my appearance in this film. |
BuckFifty: "*hic*...I'd stuff 'em all like turkeys..." That was the scene today from the Spice Girls visit to the Vatican... |
JediClone: OK, I admit it. The Beatles were bigger than Jesus. |
Angel_Noir: "Can we get on with this f%$&ing shot already goddamn it! I'm f*&%in' sweating my f@#$ing a$$ off, you son of a b#@%!" |
JediClone: The Flying Nun? Did her. Azreal: Warrior Nun? Did her. The Veinna Boys Choir? Did em. |
Dibbley: No vic! Don't say the kid's name! *boom* We was too late. The vicar saw the light. |
E_B_A: Are the Spice Girls talented!? Is the Pope Jewish!? |
NightTrain: "God forgives all...except this movie." |
Beedo: I think the Archbishop of Canterbury is preparing to excommunicate someone for this. |
Xylorjax: "Mawage. Twoo wove." |
Xylorjax: A young Orville |
Matteus: meanwhile, in a better movie... |
Neoknight: Bond, we have the most dangerous case for you yet. They call themselves the Spice Girls.... |
JediClone: <ring> Hello, is this Sean Connery? YOU F*CKIN JERK!..My name's Peirce Brosnan, asshole!<click>... <ring> Hello, is this Tim Dalton? YOU F*CKIN JERK! ...My name's Peirce Brosnan asshole! ... This is gonna be good! |
NightTrain: "Hi. This is Brad Majors of Asshole Incorporated. I'm not in right now...." |
Beedo: Get me Q. I need a Female Liquidation Device. |
Angel_Noir: "Yeah, I've been a naughty CPA. Oh, yeah, baby. Spank my ass with a slide rule! You wanna see my long form?" |
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