Angel_Noir:  Enigma Records presents the  Vanilla Ice, Remember Me? tour!	Xylorjax:  Bob the Mail Room manager liked to put on shows for the cubby- holes after hours.	Matteus: o/' you are not alone.... o/'
Beedo: "...so I says, 'What is this?  The  Seventh-Inning Stretch?'"  *sound of crickets chirping*	E_B_A:  "Lucky the Leprecaun,"  a one-man show.	E_B_A:  Arnold Ziffle: CEO.
JediClone:  "Piggaletto", tonight on  Literalist Opera	Neoknight:  Gods! They let one of the Spice  Girls reproduce!	NightTrain:  "Phu Yuck?!?"
BuckFifty: "Well I guess you can't get silk  from a sows ear.."  "OINK!"  "Sorry about that..."	Matteus: gross, he's admiring his own jugs	Beedo:  Unable to find any more cats,  Roger has to settle for an extra  from "Babe".
NightTrain:  Most silent-film actors just  didn't translate well to talkies.	Xylorjax:  Wilford flashes his gang affiliation:  the Accountant Boyz.	E_B_A: "By jove! I seem to have swallowed my own thumb! I'm delicious!"
Angel_Noir:  In a Star Wars reference rip-off far,  far away...	Neoknight:  In a bad movie, far, far away....	NightTrain:  ...when popular music occasionally  was still good.
BuckFifty: ...in a time called the 80's...	Matteus: there were no Spice Girls, that age  was known as the Golden Age	E_B_A:  "In a bordello, far, far away..."
Xylorjax:  If they rip off Lady and the Tramp, they'll have to hire someone to play Lady...	Beedo: You wanna to try my hot an'  spicy pepperoni, eh?	E_B_A: "That's one strange ouiji board. It said  I was going to marry a spaghetti platter." "That's the menu." "Curses! So there's not a black russian in my future?"
Beedo:  Sluttier-Than-Usual Spice	Angel_Noir:  "The two guys at table four wearing  hair extensions and biker shorts  asked if they could borrow  your tape recorder."	NightTrain:  Mistress Spice

 

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