Occupant: 
I feel so out of place in men's clothing. 

JediClone: 
Hair by Crisco 

Matteus: 
he reminds me of curious george 

questor: 
Perhaps "A Night with Bela Lugosi" 
was a bad theme for the prom. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Bond, Ionic Bond." NEXT!! 
 

Jazzsoda:   
Leo's mesmerizing hydrocephalia   
causes Kate to miss her mouth with   
yet another scoop of ice cream!  

Xylorjax: 
Judging by his expression, ol' Cal 
here needs to eat more fiber. 

Occupant: 
Two thousand men on this ship 
and I get stuck with this clown. 

MrTim: 
John Travolta? 

questor: 
Oh, Mr. Zane, I can't believe you didn't 
get the Oscar for "The Phantom". 

Neoknight: 
In a rare out take, everone gets a good 
snicker as Leo does a table dance 

Matteus: 
a vampire and a glass eater 

Angel_Noir: 
"I look like a fairy? Ha! Good one, 
Mr. Cameron! I must say, your wit 
is-lick your boots? Yes, sir!" 

Occupant: 
Didn't we share a men's room 
in "Basketball Diaries"? 
 
Xylorjax: 
Much like The Wizard of Oz, 
rumors persisted about a Titanic crew 
member's hanging death on set... 

JediClone: 
Special guest appearance by 
Ichabod Crane! 

questor: 
Would you like to go back to my place? 

Matteus: 
standing at a smug distance 

Angel_Noir: 
"Nice tux, Leo." "Thanks." 
"Armani?" "Gap Kids."

Angel_Noir: 
Although few historians will admit it, 
Pope Pius IX was a Babe! 

questor: 
And always keep your thumb out of 
the fist when throwing a right cross. 

JediClone: 
Honesty in pick-up lines: "So... ah... 
do you wanna get drunk of some 
dirty moonshine and fool around 
behind your fiance's back?" 

Matteus: 
weird waiters they have, he's just 
telling her that they're out of cheese 
balls 
 
 

Occupant: 
Always travel in pairs. You never 
know when you're going to run into one 
of those rare shipboard quicksand pits. 

Xylorjax: 
Ahh, the traditional Irish Taffy/Date pull. 

questor: 
Is there nothing more romantic than 
Catholic School dances? 

Neoknight: 
Jack and Rose act out the rescue from 
suicide for all his deaf bunkmates 

Matteus: 
he's danging with a young Linda Hunt 

Angel_Noir: 
o/` "Swing your partner nice and fancy, 
dosey-e-doe with Roman Polanski..." 

Angel_Noir: 
Kate takes on four opponets at 
once for the title of "Grand Matser 
of Pattycake". 

Xylorjax: 
Guest cameo: Yassir Arafat. 

questor: 
And clap again, the lights go out! 

JediClone: 
Long time Peace Corps member Kate 
Winslet teaches the natives the dangers 
of unprotected sex through 
hands signals... <CLAP!> 

Matteus: 
and shes TOTALLY off beat