|   Xylorjax:
 Nice that Jedi included a scene
 from the porno "TITanic:  A Night
 with Miss November".
 Matteus: 
five please
 MrTim: 
"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mista Cameron!"
 JediClone: 
Thing in a gay bathouse. Tonight on
 a special 2 hour primetime edition of:
 "JediClone Is A Sick, Sick Man"
 Angel_Noir: 
"What do we got?" "Homicide."
 "This a clue?" "No. Appearantly the
 maid was a big 'Band of the Hand' fan."
 
 |   Xylorjax:
 .oO(Hmm.  He wasn't very good.
 Think I'll shove him overboard.)
 Matteus: 
she's got him in a choke hold!
 MrTim: 
"Is that the ocean I hear?"
 Angel_Noir: 
"That was fantastic! Will it always be
 like this for us, Rose?" "Hell no! As soon
 as we settle down, you're buying
 me a mini-van!"
 Neoknight: 
A re-creation... or rather a glimpes
 into the future... in an alternate
 universe... to Leo's first time.
 Occupant: 
It's all right. We can try again
 in a few minutes.
 
  |   Matteus:
 *snicker* no, go on jump!
 The rope will hold!
 JediClone: 
"Iceber right a-" "Shuuut uuup!
 I'm peeking on the horney
 dancing weirdos. You'll scare 'em!"
 "Uh... OK. Mum's the word."
 
 
 | 
|   Xylorjax:
 BURP!
 Occupant: 
Is that Shelly Winters?
 MrTim: 
"Look! It's Gamera!"
 Neoknight: 
The general American Public
 reaction to the sex scene
 Angel_Noir: 
"I spy, with my little eye, something
 that starts with 'I'."
 
  |   Occupant:
 Scotty really hates having to
 do evasive maneuvers.
 Angel_Noir: 
"I'll be soooo glad when someone
 invents touch tone phones!"
 MrTim: 
Well, their first mistake was putting
 John Cleese at the helm . . .
 Matteus: 
STARBOARD CONTUSION!!!
 
  |   Xylorjax:
 o/~ Am I Bluuuuuuuuuuueee... o/~
 Angel_Noir: 
"Smurf, right ahead!"
 JediClone: 
Humble #46
 Neoknight: 
"Forward... RAMMING SPEED!!
 and if the ice don't get Leo, we're
 going down with him!"
 Matteus: 
I know my lips are out there!
 
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