Cocotel:
an attempt by CBS to get 1 eyed short people to view their programming
CaveDweller:
Is that J. Edgar Hoover?
BrewingTea:
This guy's not very subtle about staring at women's chests...
TrexHunter:
Of course I'll save you or my name's not Jack Kavorckian
Confessor:
There's something in my pants and I like it!
CaveDweller:
Poor bastard, thinks he's playing DOOM. Sad really.
Cerg:
"I've never actually seen one of these..Light fuse, get away"
ooops:
The latest line of Nintendo controllers was recalled today
imiprimine:
Mekka-lekka-Hi, Mekka Hiney-Ho
Ratinox:
"For an extra 40 credits, I bring in an Alderbaren pony...."
davey23:
It's a special extra pleasure model
Hippie:
Boys! No tetherball in the house! Mom you only say that when you're loosing.
ShadowMorden:
Joan Collins was released after cosmetic surgery today...
Artanas:
Feeling abused and underpaid, Ronald McDonald brings back thugs to settle business.
Jazzsoda:
"Two words...Sounds like Horatio..Hmmm..."