CaveDweller:
"Can I use your purple crayon?"
MadSigntist:
Scientists believe, yet cannot prove, that there once flowed water through the ancient canals of Dag's head.
BigMac:
"I'm not eating this guy. I'd rather eat Johnson!"
CaveDweller:
I call it "Dot in Repose"!
Klatuu:
There's nothing like a ride through the country on a giant albino weasel.
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
Everyone else brings in a simple votive candle, but NO!, not Joseph!
Daleman:
Lenny Bruce's first attempt as a stand up commic was a total failure
clover:
Please God...get me out of this contract!
TheEyeCreature:
Edward Scissorlegs.
kil0waTT:
Mr. Green Jeans -- UNPLUGGED.
D_Idaho:
The stealthy master ninja trips over the cat
TravisBickle:
Look, I got lost on Interstate 96 and if I don't make it in time for the concert, George Clinton is gonna kill me. Can you help me out?
Cari:
Just peel and eat
periwinkle:
Just peel and eat
Artanas:
Well burn my retinas and call me Stevie, whatta we got here?