KorgX3:
To apply for the Art Institute, you must first sketch me without making me look like Steve Martin.
limezinger:
In this movie, the role of Andrew McCarthy will be portrayed by a lamp.
GotMilk:
Alec Baldwin pulls the Sheets over his eyes...
BillAxt:
Is there a Jew under here?
BillAxt:
FELIX!!! OSCAR!!!
WingdHyena:
Welcome to Boring-Burger, home of the Boring-Burger...
limezinger:
The day Anthony Michael Hall stumbled onto the set of the new Metallica video...
Krakes:
I'm sorry, your eyes just aren't big enough to play the lead in the "Sailor Moon" Live Action film.
limezinger:
The Life Story of David Lee Roth: "Stood Up Again."
limezinger:
Nobody Loves Raymond Anymore...
Laserblast:
"Alright, I've had just about enough lip from you, young missy! That's 12 hours in the hole for you! Go ahead, get in!"
SageMadHatter:
"But I wasn't going to touch the food Mr. Foreman." - "Yah, you better not! It's mine, you hear woman!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
All that fancy cooking stuff and they can't even revive a stale Twinkie. Feh.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"zzzzzzzzzzzz" "CUT! He got hypnotized by the damn logo again!"
alterlp:
Now today I will be cooking fried hand just as soon as my helper removes his.
Laserblast:
Beastiality infomercials? LAPRE'S BEHIND THIS, ISN'T HE?!?!?
Laserblast:
Don experiences the awesome power of the VCR for the first time.
Sanagi:
And another thing, you capper punks really piss me off, you know that? In my day we had to watch bad movies without funny comments... and we LIKED it.