Artanas:
"Bob Dole says Bob Dole doesn't give a high falootin' fart about the Blair Witch. Bob Dole says Bob Dole will sex the witch up! Bob Dole says heemee!"
GersonK:
"what's the four for? for fornication, fortunately."
SunSinner:
When it comes to dating Eddie Rabbit, Barb knew what she'd be doing like bunnies all night.
HanoverF:
"Hey, don't you judge me, it's a lonely life at sea, and this little sardine was asking for it with those big bedroom eyes."
JediClone:
The Young Chase Masterson Chronicles: .oO(WOW what huge melons I've found on this deserted island!... some day, I'll buy a pair just like 'em...)Oo.
E_B_A:
"HAL!? What's all that stuff on your-MY GOD! Can computers even DO THAT!?" "Dave... I'm a little embaressed."
Artanas:
Just another day for Prince... 'C'mon baby, lemme pull that hair that's not on yo head, uh!"
JoeCrow:
so that's what a mizenmast is for......
Tumbler:
... meanwhile .. Xena thinks with her little head again.
Annakie7:
Unfinished Impressionist Theater presents: "My First Spooge," a painting by Hugh Heffner.
Tumbler:
. o O - 3 times a night is wreckin' my back ... I'm not a kid anymore .... I hafta to slow her down ... mebbe I'll try shootin' her other hip .. might work
Geier:
"...then I'd llliiiiick up the side, and..." "MOM! I really DON'T want to know this!"
Generik:
"Will you STOP already with the sexual gesturing? 'In-out, in-out!' We GET IT!!"
rickubis:
What kind of bar IS this? That guy asked if he could push in my stool, and then he DID. Pretty damn gross, too.
Scouty:
"Woooohooo! I KNEW if I stared at the fuzzy Playboy channel I'd get to see some nookie sooner or later!"
amycamus:
"A pink triangle on a black rubber ring - what IS this thing?"
Scouty:
Embarrassing: Being beat in chess by Big Blue; Morbidly embarrassing: being beat by the star of "I've got a Big Black Schlong" (a Ying My Yang Production)
Digital_2k:
Oh? I see your point now