Agent_Moldy:
*the password is...*
schtubby:
I hope this all beige Dentist/Rennaisance/Disco fashion prediction doesn't come true in the future.
LuvBJones:
BADGER ATTACK!!!! *snargrargsnargrarg*
TorgoX:
So that's what a angry badger sounds like...hmm...yes. Ha, ha. The pieces are falling into place and I am one step closer to victory.
gleeb:
the perfect chance to get that urinal I've had my eye on
LuvBJones:
Thank God! Now I can finally get that toilet I've always wanted!
LuvBJones:
"Apollo, this is your father's light sabre. *thummSLURP* Oh poopie."
gleeb:
American Standard? Yes, I'd like the "flush-o-way" urinal and the "joie de vivre" bidet please.
YingYang:
"AT&T, this is Chet speaking, please hold. Lou, are you almost done, my pelvis is hurting and I've three people on hold!"
Agent_Moldy:
...I'm pregnant and don't know who the father is... I've become a crack whore... tell Mom great job on the promotion...
teambanzai:
Mike Tyson did this? *gasp* He ate my..... children, and my *slurp* *gasp* wife, I barely got away... *aaaahhhh*
Loodvig:
...and blow your head clean off, ya lucky punk.
Buffoon:
"We offer a plan at 5 or 6 percent... to tell the truth, I can't really remember myself... so you should ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?'"
TeekieT:
Marilyn Manson in his break out performance as "Ebenezer Scrooge"...
EnochF:
"How about that ozone layer, huh? Celery makes a funny sound in your shoes! That Oprah, what a class act. Scissors are too sharp these days. Yahtzee!"
Saltydog:
"Tell them it's collect. My name? Bob. Bob Zgottheclapzocheckyourdaughter."
Saltydog:
Looking down at the mangled remains of Sergeant Carter, Pyle realized that this time he was in real trouble.
teambanzai:
Um, what are two things professional athletes know nothing about, Alex? Correct! I'll take Bushisms for $500.