Soozcat:
Sure, they look cute in pupa stage, but don't EVER let 'em eat after midnight.
Soozcat:
Hmm. A person of color, and a neck of color.
Mr_Grant:
Frank Herbert's "Dude". "Tell me of the surf of your home-world, Moondoggy"
rickubis:
Bill Gates relaxes on the toilet, while his hired help removes a sheet from the microsoft toilet-paper dispenser, millenium edition.
aaabbbccc:
letter opener or not. i'm killing myself with this thing.
FryGirl:
I dunno...can one really refer to "Clambake" as a classic movie?
Soozcat:
"What the... a sequinned angel with shag-carpet wings singing 'Viva Saint Peter'?"
FryGirl:
"Do not mock 'Clambake'! Elvis didn't write the script anyway!"
Soozcat:
"Don't be cruel, Persilla." "Stop it, John, you're weirding me out." "Uh-uh-huh."
NomiNews:
Honey, did you have to go into labor NOW!?!?!? Blue Hawaii is coming on AMC!!!!
Mr_Grant:
Beijing, present day: Wu-Ling arrives at Central Committee HQ, but everyone is out at the Starbucks debating modes of materialism.
Mr_Grant:
Slowly! Open it carefully! You don't want the chocolate glazing to stick to the paper sack!
Lalladil:
Dense fog has rolled into the Caption This area. Please use caution as cappers may be closer than you think.
teambanzai:
RING AROUND THE ROSIE! POCKET FULL OF POSIES! ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN!!! Whah ha weee
Xigeous:
"Get the women to safety, Robin, and I'll distract the Penguin with my crotch dance."
teambanzai:
Hello, you have reached the Bat Cave. For help in Spanish please hang up and call El-Santo.
YetiMan:
"Herro, we can not come to do fone right now as we are burding a fighting force of extra-ordinary maganatude. Leave a message after de bip."
YetiMan:
Action Kevin Bacon, part of the action Brat Pack Collection! Special drunken stagger action Robert Downey sold seperatly!