cambria36:
After your eyes have dilated sufficiently, we'll complete the examination. "I think I'm ready, doc."
rickubis:
Ha! Got your nose! Try to object *now*!
MSTurkie:
Stan the wonder saleman closes yet another successful refrigerator sale.
empressv:
Note to self: Never let your jealous, vindictive wife go to Chiropractic College!
Tommys_Dad:
"Stupid Ikea furniture!"
jildo:
That guy's not wearing any pants and he's disturbingly smooth.
jildo:
"Mommy, mommy! Santa touched my balls!"
THINKER:
"It's not a schooner, Private Jenkins! It's a sailboat!" ... "A schooner *is* a sailboat, General."
Larry:
For Thanksgiving dinner at Pearl's house, Dr. Clayton Forrester had to eat at the little mad scientist table.
McFrenzy:
Tell NASA I found their tool bag, bit singed on the outside though.
deadwait:
"Father,I know you are displeased with the markings, but there's no need for the 'tramp stamp' comment."
carbonbased:
"Well, you get a Christmas present and you feel you ought to wear it at least once..."
deadwait:
"Son,the bad news is I really pissed off the King... the good news is, hey, you're gonna get to fight a lion!"
deadwait:
Women just aren't impressed with the 'lazy Groucho'.
MSTie:
Five! Five-dollar foot long!
UpSky2:
It's Mary Poppins... and she's in drag!
rickubis:
I'm NOT a reindeer. I'm a replicant made from llama DNA.
Gee:
That starry eyed stare can only mean one thing... gang rapped by the elves