Tommys_Dad:
oO(They don't think I hurt. I hurt.)
Daleman:
Proving that you *can* pick your friends nose.
Daleman:
It's comfortable and make it real easy to dry off at the beach.
Tommys_Dad:
Meanwhile, at the Bates Motel...
rickubis:
Come back here and take your picture with Smokey! He won't eat you. He's still full from eating your sister.
MSTie:
"John Hanco... DAMN! Got my good lace in the ink again. Can I have a do-over?"
McFrenzy:
Ma'am, this is a strict broccoli only town and you have spinach in your teeth, please step out so I can beat you with my nightstick.
McFrenzy:
Could you help me get my big headed wife's hatbox down?
McFrenzy:
In a pepperoni pizza, the only place in Moline Michigan that was warm and smelled good.
Papa:
That's the third Jihad you've thrown at me this week.... what's wrong? " Sorry Sam, the doctor's got me on a special diet and I've been all moody..."
McFrenzy:
Give me your poor, tired, huddled masses, I've made more potato salad then I know what to do with.
torgone:
Vogue Like An Egyptian...
Tommys_Dad:
I vote for this capion. I vote for this caption not...
Tsunade:
Dad was right. I did deserve to be smacked upside the head for wearing this shirt.
chainsawX:
we are about to find out who is buried in grants tomb
flavio:
Special forces ventriloquism unit
cambria36:
...was 47 years old before he learned to spell his last name.
torgone:
Mary Ann attempts to lock down the "Ginger or Mary Ann" dispute once and for all.