d_cat_chopra:
danny zotz liked to practice hypnosis on the morning paper.
Shanky:
"Hang up the phone, Martha. We have no son from now on."
Shanky:
"So... you think you can cap?"
d_cat_chopra:
deliver me the princess, boy, and you've got a deal.
d_cat_chopra:
on last day betty 9 decided to dress like her grandmother.
WryBatty:
Ready To Pound Something changed to Reddy Kilowatt.
WryBatty:
No, I'm not a Gremlin, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
WryBatty:
Every thirty seconds Fred stopped to do his Joe Cocker imitation.
WryBatty:
Cute proofreader guy kills another spelling bee flunky.
WryBatty:
At your local Mattress Madman Warehouse.
WryBatty:
When riding the school bus,or sitting in a crowded restaraunt,making injun warpath noises at the top of your lungs makes time go faster.
WryBatty:
A Bean-Pole Group
WryBatty:
And that, children, is why you should never bet.
WryBatty:
Wanna watch the varnish peel off of the paneling?
WryBatty:
Rodeo clown. Concierge. Rodeo Clown. Concierge.
WryBatty:
After careful review of the information on your application,we have come to the conclusion that you are best suited for employment as a rodeo clown.
WryBatty:
We hold these truths to be self evident. This, however, must be pulled.
d_cat_chopra:
maybe the planet of the apes wasn't really all that bad after all. check out the hot tub, man.