Dairai:
"Knock-off ahoy, captain!" "Arrr!"
MirandaRamsey:
Children of the Peas and Carrots.
Lanzman:
"Somebody wanna tell Frank Oz to get his hand outta my ass?"
Widget:
"My favorite scary movie? Lucille Ball in 'Mame'! Why do ya... Hello?"
HRPuffenstuff:
Starship Doofus
UnReality:
"Wesley Snipes stars as the vampire hunter who slays the unded with potpourri."
quickdraw:
"Norman? Could you tell your mother to quit trying to stab me while I'm in the shower?"