GoodAsh:
Was V8 delevoped by ancient astronauts from Eqypt? Next on Sightings.
Imp_Mayhem:
Hey! Bingo night at the CIA!!!
D_Idaho:
Damn kids tracking dirt all over space, you think I just clean all day?
Lanzman:
The cosmic sunflower seed approached Earth, bent on conquest.
AeonFlux:
"Sure, he's an evil parasitic alien intent on global domination, but he's MY evil parasitic alien intent on global domination!"
UnReality:
"Hey, baby...wanna let me make crop circles in your cornfield? Nudge nudge!"
UnReality:
"McDonald's apologizes for anal probes, spokesperson says."
UnReality:
"Check out the hooters on them Martians, Cap'n! Earthman gonna score tonight, oh yeah!"
UnReality:
So, how many covert government agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
UnReality:
Martians taste like chicken."