Generik:
"Hold still. Hold real still. I haven't quite got your bright, sunny smile just right yet. Hold. Still."
bugwber:
"Okay. One more portrait. THEN can I pee?"
InsideOutMan:
He's the life of the party. By the end.
keogh:
He's...looking at me.
scypha:
"They say everytime a Capper looks at me funny, I draw their picture on this wall... and then I KILL THEM IN THEIR SLEEP!!!!!! But that's just what they say..."
jurassicpork:
A young, pre-blackboard Glenn Beck demonstrates how Drew Carey was the Anti Christ.
cambria36:
Unable to speak, this refugee draws pictures of what he wants or needs. So far the do-good-ers who care for him cannot decide if he's requesting multiple cups of coffee, or jack-o-lanterns.
questor:
Yes, he harbored dreams of being selected for the "Lolipop Guild" but showing up for the audition in blackface and without a shirt ended the dream for good.
Suggs:
Screw you! David Icke shook my hand! HE SHOOK MY HAND!
Amon:
Im DROWing....
da_upstart:
"It's ah family portrait of tha voices in mah head."
Steve_Reeves:
These are my friends. They talk to me at night. They tell me to do things. Would you like to know what they want me to do for you?
WEIRD_1:
This is how I count the demons in my soul
Agent_Moldy:
"Think ah gots the purty mouth rahht, now. Next, ahmma start on that loud shirt. But first, whah'ncha dance a little fer me, boy. Dance! Dance, ah said! But do it slowly, kahnda sexy-lahk. Yeah, yeah, that's it... hehehehehehhhh...yer a purty fella..."
BlueOnBlack:
1) GWB is NOT handling retirement well...
2) Definitive evidence the "No Child Left Behind" program should be scrapped
KIPPAGE:
One of the many side effects of the Swine Flu Virus...
Lanzman:
"Thar's wun fer each body in muh crawl space. Hyuk."
Daleman:
Yeah officer, so I was drawing on the walls. What are you going to do? Put me in jail for it?
nastinkers:
"...this one is JoeBob, this one is Carl, this one is Jake, and this one is Eddie. Shut up Eddie, I ain't talkin' to you. Man, I need a drink. What's that, Carl? Well, I'm sorry I didn't draw yer hair right, I ain't no effing artist!"
Racerex:
In one of his final interviews, cartoonist Charles Schultz admitted that his beloved "Peanuts" characters were actually created by a spirit-guide known to occultists as "Grimy Gus."
AAAron333:
...so I've divided them into cellmates I've killed and cellmates I haven't killed. On yonder wall is cellmates I've partially eaten.
GoWest:
Can't sit here