Randal_Flagg:
"A little higher... A little higher... There, perfect!" *SLAP*
Enapov:
Suddenly her teeth protrude from her head like the creature in aliens.
max_mallon:
As the man attempts to spawn upstream, he has yet to realize the river bed is dry.
Randal_Flagg:
Andre the Giant could never find a jeep that was the right size.
Randal_Flagg:
Does anyone else see Jabba the Hutt's face in that rock?
CapMidnight:
Next on Sci-Fi: "A Very Brady Way to Die": Marcia wishes she hadn't wasted the last bottles of water on the "wet T-shirt" contest, before entering the desert.
Randal_Flagg:
Evil Ash?
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
In a horrible accident, The Stand walks onto the setting of The Langoliers.
Enapov:
Just keep your head together... Or your brain WILL fall out.
beckett:
"STAND BACK OR I'LL RELEASE THE KNOCKERS"
Randal_Flagg:
John Mellencamp finally found a hand to hold on to.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Riggs about to do his patented handcuff escape
Enapov:
Unfortunately her mother was right when she said that if she bleached her hair too many times that her brain cells would die.
stareater:
Linda Lavin prays for another "Alice" reunion.
CapMidnight:
"I know the /redecorating/ looks a bit over-the-top, but, when /Robin, the Boy-Wonder/ got older and moved out, I thought: 'Hey! Bat-chelor Pad!! Why not?!?"
CaptionFreak:
"So, I finally meet Benny Mardones. You're a wuss."
Randal_Flagg:
"It looks like your soap on a rope is almost gone. Need another one?"
Randal_Flagg:
"Stupid Labor Ready job. I have to mount all these lights just so that stupid Blue Man Group can suck them out and make a million bucks."