rave358802:
"Oh look, there goes Kirk's toupee, wafting gently in the breeze."
teambanzai:
Tipper Gore?
Amon:
"That chicken boyscout was helping me across the road, when he saw a bus and ran screaming like a little girl. Hit me hard, it did."
MSTieLyn:
Poor poor Cameron Diaz, that experimental beauty cream went horribly wrong.
teambanzai:
I remember the first time I solowed.
animebabe:
Captian Kirk is Doofy Gillis.
RGrant:
as seen on TV
Amon:
"Spock says your laying down a jive groove, ensign."
animebabe:
"Okay... which one of you sent me the 'you suck' singing telegram?"
RGrant:
No gum chewing on the bridge!
RGrant:
You see, Vulcans average only 3 ft tall.
RGrant:
Bed goes up, bed goes down...
teambanzai:
Well then you must be the head Nurse.
teambanzai:
Now regrets putting the toilet in the middle of the room.
Torgone:
You took the broccoli. Now you're going to eat it all, Mister!
Nyssa23:
Commander! You must restrain yourself. If you hurl now we'll lose the pie-eating contest!
shanky:
"Are you sure that this promotes safe sex? I feel stupid."
teambanzai:
Spock takes a moment to see what's going on in the girls locker room.