YingYang:
.oO"And this certain little piggy got crabs from the entire cheerleading squad..."Oo.
porpoise:
.o0 I shouldn't have went back for reading material. Now I'll never make it to the toilet in time.
screaming_fist:
"No metal in the microwave? D'oh!"
YingYang:
"He's Dix. I'm Buns. We're cops."
BitShifter:
o/~ We're Tweedledum and Tweedledee.../o~
GlitterRock:
"I got the only D-7 in the quadrant with a side-hack on it, so don't mess with me, monkey boy!"
MirandaRamsey:
"I told you once and I'll tell you again and again until you obey. I want 2% in my coffee, not skim!"
YingYang:
I smell "After School Special"
GlitterRock:
"I want you to do something for me Kooch--" / "That's GOOCH!!" / "You're a Klingon? It's Kooch!"
Lone_Penguin:
Kirk's biggest fantasy was to do it in the ship's washer/dryer.
screaming_fist:
"Steady, Captain. Here, hang onto my hips."
Lone_Penguin:
School doesn't start until Wednesday, but Kirk is already practicing running from truant officers.
screaming_fist:
"Yes, I know how a nutcracker works." "Then you will cooperate with us?"
quickdraw:
I always suspected. Shatner is like a turtle. If he's flipped over onto his back, he can't turn himself over.
Soozcat:
Round 1. FIGHT!
RGrant:
You! More dancing, less prancing!
RGrant:
booooOOOOOooooOOOooooo. This dial is just too sensitive
girly_girl:
"I get to wear this jacket because I won the golf tournament!"