LaLaura:
Captain, the Klingon's say Star Fleet uniforms have no fly... that you all have to *sit to pee*! True or false?
Agent_Moldy:
Wow, Palance is getting really creative in his old age.
Lykanthropus:
After the accident, Poppin' Fresh tried to find work in children's programming, but was deemed "too scary" by network execs.
LaLaura:
My Klingon friend here tells me that all Vulcans have *helium heels*. True or false?
Lykanthropus:
Test footage - Charles Grodin as Spock
Mr_Grant:
...according to these runes, the Vikings were the first to discover this planet, too.
Ragbot:
"201 Main St. That's my Gettysburg Address..." D'OH!
Takket:
4 score and 7 episodes ago
Mr_Grant:
(Echo) "NOW now COMPETING competing FOR for CANADA canada IN THE in the POLE VAULT pole vault: WILLIAM SHATNER william shatner shatner...
Agent_Moldy:
"Live long and prosper. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!!!"
SlightlyPeevedMax:
Abraham Lincoln is Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.
Mr_Grant:
Robin Williams in "Mork Joins The Contras," this fall on Comedy Central.
Lykanthropus:
Pssst! The puppets are all tangled up back here! Stall! Stall!
MarionneBlack:
Fur kills, you BASTARD!!!
EnochF:
Next up on USA, track a serial-killing fur trapper in... Fur Is Murder.
Agent_Moldy:
o/ Because I'm bad! I'm bad! Ya know it! Ow! Shammo! o/
EnochF:
"I'm sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't cry... I'm so proud of you..."
Liven:
Why yes Captain, it is extremely illogical for the Baldwin family to be famous.