teambanzai:
Kirk keeps this picture in his wallet so from time to time he can remind himself of how bitcin' he is.
Lykanthropus:
May I offer you... A STICK OF GUM???
EnochF:
Ladies and gentlemen, the Eurythmics!
MarionneBlack:
Ain't so tough when I take your garage door opener away, are ya missy?
HRPuffenstuff:
Kirk, not wishing to wait, had his bed brought directly to the transporter room.
MarionneBlack:
"Arch that back! Suck in that gut!"
HRPuffenstuff:
"Well, they changed enough of my DNA to turn me from Chimp to Human. Except for the ears, of course."
Lykanthropus:
Fascinating - for once Dr. McCoy is not the most effeminate of the bridge crew...
EnochF:
"Ogle *you*? With those hips? I don't think tho, thithter..."
EnochF:
"Captain, I wanted to ask why you've added Lifetime to your personal cable package..."
Lykanthropus:
Kirk: STOP STARING AT MY BREASTS... (ahem) I mean, I'll think about it Boner..er, Bones. (whew!)
Goopy:
"Like this Cap'n??" "No!! You have to cover your teeth with your lips."
AngelusCR:
Oh, don't cross your eyes, honey! They'll stick that way!
teambanzai:
Whoa! Morning breath
HRPuffenstuff:
"Yes Bill. Oh. You are the greatest. Yes. Oh man, you get me hot..."
Lykanthropus:
Wow - I raped myself and now I'm going to have my own baby - is that karma or what?
teambanzai:
I see you managed to get your shirt off.
Lykanthropus:
Obviously in a tryst with Ensign "Pencil-Dick" Matthews...