quickdraw:
"I have NEVER had sexual relations with Sailor Moon or ANY of the SailorScouts... I'd rather not talk about the cat..."
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Das_Hunterman:
"Was the Captain lying about the Sailor Moon affair? Read on in :The McCoy Report"
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quickdraw:
"Quiet everybody! "The McCoy Report" is on! I wanna hear the dirt on Shatner and Sailor Moon!"
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JediClone:
"o O(Stupid Court Martial... I'd have had it on easy streeet if Sailor Jupiter hadn't recorded their phone calls...)O o
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quickdraw:
"...and if it hadn't been for those tapes Sailor Jupiter made... and that damn CAT!!"
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quickdraw:
"Mr. Spock! Is it true about you and Sailor Venus?" "No comment!"
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JediClone:
During his testimony, Kirk wore a toupe made from the Cat's hairballs, just to show he still cared.
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quickdraw:
"Jim! Will you get that stupid Frisbee out of your mouth and say something! CNBC is reporting that Sailor Mercury is about to go public!"
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Das_Hunterman:
Now here is live Grand Jury testimony in the Kirk/Moon fiasco.
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Das_Hunterman:
"The day that Sailor Mercury testified, I knew it was all over for us."
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JediClone:
I remember clearly when the allegations against me came out. It was just after Sailor Saturn got that nose-job."
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Vicious:
"I swear the tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me cocky-doody!"
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Das_Hunterman:
"Were you ever instructed by Captain Kirk to lie about Ms. Neptune's 'Gifts'?" "I cannot recollect."
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quickdraw:
"...and I wish to exercise my Constitutional protection against self incrimination..."
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Dairai:
The testimony that truly killed Kirk's career: Rini's...
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