Starluck:
*the Kirk speech of apology*
Citizens of the Enterprise, I admit I have not been contrate...
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quickdraw:
"...and is it true, Captain Kirk, that youhad sexsual relations with an underage Japanese Anime character...?
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Starluck:
I'll see what those spots on Mercury's dress are in just a moment...
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Widget:
"Guys, have you ever seen these nude Lun pictures? Hoo-BOY, whatta hottie!"
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quickdraw:
"No, I have never met anyone named 'Queen Beryl'... unless that's what Captain calls himself when he's in drag..."
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Dairai:
"I feel so insignificant." "Isn't that what you said about Sailor Uranus, Spock?" "Go to Hell, ensign..."
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quickdraw:
A Defining Moment In Trek History: "I'm tellin' ya, Majel... The only way you're going to make it onto the series is to strap on the ol' kneepads..."
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starluck:
You mean to tell me that Sailor Uranus and Nepyune are lovers...? Wooo, I should try them out one night!
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JediClone:
What do you mean they found out about the ilegal contributions from Sailor Pluto?!?!
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quickdraw:
Sailor Uranus recalls her trial testimony against Captain Kirk. (She may not have been the prettiest of the Scouts but she always had a full dance card!)
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Das_Hunterman:
As shown in this video, Kirk was shown to be evasive, and quick to temper.
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JediClone:
Yeoman... have you ever considered... what you'd look like... with three foot long... pigtails?
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quickdraw:
"I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might do another "sex with a Sailor Scout" joke..."
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quickdraw:
"Sailor Uranus??? Jeeze! No, but if I'd known about her..."
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Das_Hunterman:
"Will Kirk be impeached, resign, or get censored?"
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JediClone:
Look on the bright side, puny Earth captain. With all the jokes about your sex life, no one remembered to rib you about your pathetic dancing! As you would say: Cha!
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quickdraw:
...Sailor Uranus returns with a BIG surprise for Captain Kirk.
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Das_Hunterman:
More of the "Enterprise In Crisis" tomorrow at 11:30. Till next time, I'm Keith Olerman MXCVIII
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