LuvBJones:
Somewhere between scrubbing
grout and alphabetizing the soup
lies "Batman and Robin."
Reynard T Fox:
"Who's that, Batman?" "No, worse,
Jack Nicholson!" "RUN!"
MrTim:
It's Sandra Bernhardt with a
cybernetically-enhanced member
of Devo!
Matteus:
dude looks like a lady
NightTrain
All right, let's see a show of hands.
How many think Uma Thurman
INTENTIONALLY delivered the worst
performance of her career?
Beedo:
It takes the full destructive power
of Schumacher to make Arnold
look pathetic and Uma look unattractive.
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Matteus:
made of snot
JediClone:
Although most DC loyalists
wont admit it, Bane is powered
by bacon grease.
LuvBJones:
Hulk! All right!!
E_B_A:
"Pus Boy to the rescue!"
Angel_Noir:
A scene from the upcoming
"Venom" movie. Geez, no wonder
Marvel went bankcrupt!
Beedo:
It's so nice when Mexican wrestlers
help out with barn-raisings.
JediClone:
(Hand!)
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MrTim:
Coming this fall to UPN: _The
Keogh Squad_!
JediClone:
Keystone Kops: 2099!
LuvBJones:
"HOOKER'S A GOOD COP!"
Matteus:
Charlie's other Angels
E_B_A:
The police always put on
the best Broadway musicals.
_JediClone_:
(Hand!)
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Matteus:
tsk tsk tsk, forgot their lines again
LuvBJones:
"Just sign it 'To Patches.' My little
kitty cat just *loves* ER!"
MrTim:
"Damn, commissioner! How'd
you get these hot shots of Barbara?"
"Well, she *is* my daughter!" "Not
in this version, you nitwit!"
Reynard T Fox:
"Hey, Mr...uh," "Batman." "Mr.
Batman, would you sign for this
bomb, please?" "Okay." "Gotta go
now." *runs*
Xylorjax:
See? It says so right here: Paper
beats rock. Sorry, Batman,
you really do lose.
Angel_Noir:
"Well, I'll be damned! Your contract
*DOES* gaurantee you a booty call!"
NightTrain:
Sorry, commissioner. I don't know
a six-letter word for "putrid movie."
Geek_Spice:
No, Gordon, read the fine print -
you *may* be a millionaire...
DarkJediClone:
(Hand!)
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MrTim:
"Gee, Batman, she looks tanked!"
"Careful, kid. It might not be Jason
Todd who dies this time around!"
Matteus:
umm, hi... are you busy tonight?
LuvBJones:
A super-hero's proudest moment
is when he takes his sidekick to
buy his wedding dress!
Reynard T Fox:
"Well, there is, the one thing that
Mr. Freeze truly cares about."
"Makes you think about what we
do, doesn't it?" "It sure does."
"Wanna smash it?" "Okay."
Neoknight:
Batman and Robin pay homage
to thier pagan Goddess before
going out to battle
Angel_Noir:
Special Guest Star:
"The Lady of the Lake"
JediCorpse:
(Hand!) |
Reynard T Fox:
"Uh, Freeze, I think someone's
gonna spit on you again."
JediClone:
After Sewer Urchin took over
TicketMaster, premiun concert
seating was... different.
LuvBJones:
"*unh* Could you *gnh* your suit
is poking me in the *akh*"
Matteus:
now we can watch the boys showering
MrTim:
A Vorlon and a Klingon? Haven't
we had enough universe-hopping
already?
Beedo:
I've heard of alligators in the
sewers, but this is ridiculous.
JediClaus:
(Hand!)
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