LuvBJones:  
Where's the thick, juicy steaks? 

JediClone: 
Oy mate! Throw another 
Vorlon on the barby! 

Reynard T Fox:  
They're grrrrrrate! *BOOOO* OW!  
Hey, those are ROTTEN! OW! EW! 

 Beedo: 
We're having a grate time, now. 
 

   
LuvBJones: 
"Avon calling!" 

MrTim:  
"Pull my fingah!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Watch the wackiness, as we prop a
can of red paint above the mens
room door! Look out, Arnold!" 

Beedo: 
What will happen if Arnold presses 
the button?  The shiny, red button? 
The jolly, candly-like button?! 

NightTrain: 
RoboCop?!? 

E_B_A: 
"So honey... should I wait up for
you tonight?" "People will die..."
"That's nice. Wear a coat- it's
cold out." 
 

   
Matteus:  
I think you gave me a cold  

JediClone: 
Word spreads that Batman is  
planning to take a vacation for the 
weekend. The GCPD all panic,  
hyperventilate, and black out. 

LuvBJones:  
"Laddie, remind me never to 
order the El Borracho plate 
again!" *urp* 

 NightTrain: 
Mr. Freeze is forcing those cops to 
watch the rough cut of this film. 
Is there no end to his evil?!? 
 
  
JediClone: 
Gunfight at the Keogh-K Corral... 

LuvBJones:  
"Where's my rent, Clooney??" 

 JediClone: 
Batman hands Bane a briefcase: 
"OK here's the ransom... NOW will 
you release Kevin Smith? I could 
*really*use his help right about now..."

   
MrTim:  
She's sandbagging him. 

Matteus:  
I'be neber been this close to  
a real lady before 

LuvBJones:  
George suddenly remembers the 
Batsuit is equipped with "The Pump." 

Reynard T Fox:  
Batman lives his boyhood dream of  
having his picture taken by the Planet  
Hollywood Wall O' Ass-prints. 

 Xylorjax: 
Whoa!  Am *I* ever in the wrong
movie!  What's that?  No, I wasn't
complaining, just pointing out a fact... 

Angel_Noir: 
"It's not fair!  All of the other 
kids got to trick-or-treat!" 

NightTrain: 
Hey, cool! He doesn't have 
eyeballs, just like in the comics. 

Beedo: 
Wears rubber and a cape, hangs
out with a young ward (in rubber
and a cape), and is giving Uma the 
brush-off.  YOU make the call. 
 

   
Reynard T Fox: 
*insert Latrell Sprewell joke here* 

LuvBJones: 
No, Tor! Heimlich *lower*!  
LOWER, Tor! 

Matteus:  
*hack* batman? a little help here?? 

MrTim:  
Mosh pit!! Woo-hoo! 

 NightTrain: 
O'Donnell must be thinking 
about what this film's going 
to do to his career. 
 

Angel_Noir: 
"Drop that ball! Drop it! Drop it!!" 
 
E_B_A: 
"Swine! I'll rip your filthy tongue out 
and- HEY! Have you been 
brushing your molars?"