MrTim: 
Now they're censoring her mouth too? 

JediClone: 
Freeze beat the crap out of her when 
he realized it was a cubic zerconium. 

Reynard T Fox: 
"And here's your complementary 
air freshener!" 

Matteus: 
is this your earring? 

LuvBJones: 
She collects Hallmark ornaments? 

JediClone: 
Yeah, show him the pathetic little
snowflake you made. That'll impress 

the man who froze a whole city. 
Stick to mutant plants, OK? 
 

  
LuvBJones: 
"EYE NOOO EEET!"  

JediClone: 
Arnold Schwarzeneger IN Labrynth: 
"You have 13 hours to find Danny  
DeVito or he becomes mine- 
<crushes the crstal ball>... oh crap" 

Matteus:  
oooh baby das what I like! 

MrTim:  
"Everyone now thinks I'm just a 
cheesy action star! Phase one of my 
plan for global domination is  
complete!" 

 KINGDINOSAUR 
"rose...bushhhhh" 
"NEXT!" 

  
MrTim:  
Hey, Uma! Point to the highest  
concentration of air in the room! 

Reynard T Fox:  
"See this? THIS is why I don't 
go to Supercuts anymore." 

Matteus: 
I'm insane in the membrane 

LuvBJones: 
"o/~ Tete, epaulles, jambs, pied /  
jambs, pied!! o/~" 

 Angel_Noir: 
/`"Walk like a dyslexic 
egyptian..." 

 KINGDINOSAUR:
It's the new "in" hairstyle.  It's 
called "The Dilbert Boss 'Do". 

E_B_A: 
And now, Susie will show 
us incorrect placement of 
breast implants. 
 

  
LuvBJones:  
He's doing his Lenin impersonation. 

JediClone 
He'd give up and die, but he knows 
WayneCorp's medical plan has screwed 
him over on his family's death benefits. 

Matteus:  
Zzzzzz oh viagra....zzzzz 

Angel_Noir: 
"No...not the psychic hotline... 
no...put the cake down..." 

Xylorjax: 
Leave it to Schumacher to kill off the 
only remaining entertaining character... 
 

  
MrTim: 
"I think you'll like this one,  
double-oh-seven. It's an inflatable 
Alicia Silverstone doll with an  
outboard motor attachment." 

Matteus: 
was that you making those  
weird sounds last night Alfred? 

LuvBJones:  
"He's dead. Buh-bye now." 

 E_B_A: 
"Hang on a sec Scrooge-Honey! 
I told you never to bother me at 
work! Now, where was I? Oh yeah! 
Christmas past!" "Long past?" 

Beedo: 
I'm Mark Weederspahn, attorney-
at-law. On behalf of batman fans
everywhere, I'm suing everyone 

involved with this movie. 
 

  
LuvBJones:  
"I'sh nod drrrunk ... I'sh jush  
a lil shleepy." 

Matteus: 
I said pull my finger 
 

MrTim:
"Henry Winkler? What're you 
doing here?" "Heyyyy, I'm an old
friend of Mr. Wayne's!" 
 
E_B_A: 
"Ohnumsheevi! Ohnumsheevi!
Ohnumsheevi! Ohnumsheevi..."
 
Xylorjax: 
Now yoo go upstairs RIGHT 
NOW and apologize to your mother.
 
Beedo: 
Go upstairs and change into 
that little frilly number.  I'll 
be up in a minute.