LuvBJones:  
"MMmmmm ... Schick side smoother!" 

JediClone: 
During the battle, Bane misalines  
Batman's Chi. Bruce Wayne tries 
to find a lawyer who can sue for  
malpractice of Eastern Medicine. 

Reynard T Fox: 
"Batman, you need a shave." 

 Xylorjax: 
Next week: Batman goes to the
chiropractor! Same bat-time,
same bat-channel! 
 

  

JediClone: 
Two hot sweaty athletes in tight  
rubber suits. Imagine the earth-
shattering squeaking noises
this make-out session must
have produced! 
<shudder> 

JediClone: 
We secrelty replaced tonights 
bombshell villian with Ronald 
McDonald. Will Robin notice?;
Yes, but it's not stopping him... 

Angel_Noir: 
"Oh, Jimmy Olson!""WHAT?" 
"Bucky?""No!""Kato?"... 
 

  

Reynard T Fox: 
"You are no match for me and 
my kung-moogie, Batman! These  
hands are now deadly weapons!  
Hoo-wah! Yah!" 

LuvBJones: 
Today's movie has been cancelled  
due to excessive wiggling! 

 Beedo: 
Filmed in Drunk-O-Vision! 

  

Reynard T Fox: 
*Please Do Not Tap On Glass* 

Matteus: 
what a tramp 

Beedo: 
If there is a God, this will 
get unbelievably kinky. 

Angel_Noir: 
"I don't know, this one seems 
kind of small...it doesnt really 
look fresh either..." 
 

  

Reynard T Fox:  
Aw, how sweet, she's helping her  
date with his corsage.  Aw, look,  
now she's getting out a hammer  
and nail.  'The hell? 

LuvBJones: 
I'm calling Lucy Lippard! 

Xylorjax: 
Poppies will make them sleep! 
 
NightTrain: 
In the immortal words of Tom 
"T-Bone" Stankus: "Poppies! 
Poppies! Poppies! Poppies!
Poppies!" 
 

  

MrTim: 
"Hello. I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.  
Welcome to _Home Alchemy_." 

Beedo: 
Today on Cooking Widt Ahnold, 
we'll be making moonshine. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Hello, neighbor!  Welcome to 
Mr. Arch Criminal's Neighborhood!"