LuvBJones: 
Home furnishings from the Prince  
of Minneapolis collection. 

JediClone: 
"When Origami ATTACKS!" 
Next on Fox! 

Matteus: 
who is this? 

JediClone: 
And I thought the way Shumacher 
butchered Poison Ivy was fucked  
up... but look what he
did to Hawkman!
 

 

  
Matteus: 
where's my jello! 

MrTim: 
Somehow pink is a color I  
never associated with the Bat  
Symbol before now. 

JediClone: 
Bat-Dremel! 

LuvBJones: 
I think Joel keeps showing us this to 
remind us what movie we're watching. 

Reynard T Fox: 
This time around, Warner Bros.  
decided to plug the movie toys  
within the movie itself. 

HanoverF: 
Now You Can Own Your Very
Own Batman Fishing Reel Today! 

 

  
Reynard T Fox: 
Their paintball-ridden corpses wouldn't 
be found until later that night... 

LuvBJones: 
"Look, I just really think we need to  
revisit the whole costume issue." 

MrTim: 
You know, inflate her breasts to  
about three times the volume and she'd 
be a good double for Seven of Nine. 

Matteus: 
they're seeing who has the 
biggest breasts 

Angel_Noir: 
"Have you guys noticed this thing
Schumacher has for rubber?" 

Xylorjax: 
O'Donnell is mortified to discover that 
all the costumes are 100% modular. 
 
  
LuvBJones: 
Arnold grapples with basic motor skills. 

JediClone: 
"Each PleasureVibe 200 is handtested 
by a teacm of technicians-" "CUT!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Bed time, Timmy!""Aw, mom! 
Just five more minutes, 
I found the bonus stage!" 

Xylorjax: 
Arnold takes a brief brake 
from filming to get in a little 
Pac-Man practice. 
 

  
LuvBJones: 
*sigh* 

JediClone: 
MechaGodzilla passes a stone... 

Angel_Noir: 
What if God was one of us?  He'd get 
drunk and sit on his roof, "smite"ing 
neighbors who run their lawn mowers 
before 9 o'clock. 

 

  
LuvBJones: 
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ...  
*CHER!!!*" 

JediClone: 
Every building in Gotham is in an  
earthtone. Every costume and effect is  
flourescent. Because totally imbalanced,  
eye numbing, color contrast is fun! 
... To Schumacher, anyway. 

NightTrain: 
RAAAAIIIIIID!!! 

HanoverF: 
Aieeee! MechaTomServo 
Will Destroy Us All!