LuvBJones:
NANA nana NANA nana
BATBROAD!
Reynard_T_Fox:
With his "Bat-bike", Billy was
on top of the neighborhood.
HanoverF:
Those Hells Angels won't beat me
up once they see my nifty new bike...
I mean hog... maybe I should take
the training wheels off
JediClone:
Whould it be so wrong to see *just one*
scene in this movie that fits the comic
continuity?... somebody shoot her!
Angel_Noir:
Ticketmaster presents:
"Harley Davidson on Ice!"
Xylorjax:
Boy, what I wouldn't give for a
nice "Leader of the Pack" type
ending to this scene...
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LuvBJones:
I wish I could channel surf this away...
JediClone:
... and Huntress zooms by on her
rocket-scooter...
MrTim:
It's a _Tron_ lightcycle, a Romulan
Bird-of-Prey from TOS, and Spawn.
NightTrain:
5...4...3...2...1...
Thunderbirds are go!
JediClone:
"5 minutes ago, on Action League
Now:" "We ran out of ways to lampoon
the Thunderbirds!" "Great Scott!"
"We're all gonna be... CANCELED!!!"
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LuvBJones:
Oh, it's BREASTICABOOBULAR-
CHESTICALMAMMULAR...
MrTim:
<Batman:> "Well, the results
are positive. Looks like you knocked
her up, Dick."
Matteus:
it's the Dream machine thingy from
that Mexican Santa Claus movie
...
HanoverF:
They both turned on Robin when
they realized he has both a bigger
chest, and codpiece then either of them.
...
Xylorjax:
"Not an ounce of talent in the shot, but
dangit, six niiiice, hard rubber nipples
should count for something"
-Schumacher
JediClone:
Warner Bros bowed to pressure to
incorporate some of Kenner's useless
redeco costumes. Half of them are
featured in a 6-hour Director's Cut.
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Matteus:
wow, they really renovated the SOL!
JediClone:
Novelty windshield suction-cup
dolls... OF THE GODS!
Angel_Noir:
"Dearest Svetlana, Things are
good here on glorious people's
space station MIR!"*CRASH!*
NightTrain:
Meanwhile, in "Marooned,"
a/k/a "Space Travelers"....
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Reynard T Fox:
"Hey Freeze, do you like the song
Rocketman? I only bring it up 'cause,
it's you. You're the Rocketman."
JediClone:
But the tests on Brando were
contaminated, so they had to take a
second core sample.
Angel_Noir:
Although few historians will admit it,
in the late eighties, Traci Lords set
a record for use of the worlds largest
"Personal Massager".
NightTrain:
A vibrator for the 50-foot woman.
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Matteus:
boo boo boo!!
Reynard T Fox:
"Freeze, are you down there trying
to destroy the city again? You march
right to bed, young man!" "But
MO-Om!" <Mother Freeze
played by Amplewoman>
LuvBJones:
Barbara Bush!
JediClone:
... und in mah Mahgic Mirror Ah see
NightTrain, und Angel_Noir, und
Jazzsoda, und Beedo...
...
Xylorjax:
Great. Now I'm going to
have to sleep with the lights on.
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