Reynard T Fox:
"So what are you going to do,
Freeze, arrest me?" *uncrosses
legs* "AAAGGHH!!" 

JediClone 
 "Batman! What are you doing here?" 
"I've been asking myself that 
since Scene One" 
 

  
MrTim:
"Riiicola!" 

JediClone: 
Fight-scene music provided by 
The Hokey Pokey Players. 
 

  
Matteus:
goodnight happy 

MrTim:
Now the truck, the steamroller, 
and the USC marching band all
run him over. 

HanoverF: 
Disney on Ice was going so well 
until Donald went Postal and 
the bodies started to pile up. 

Angel_Noir: 
It's like the old saying goes: 
"Its best to let sleeping 
maniac-henchmen lie." 

JediClone: 
DC's Bane: A force to be 
reckoned with, physically and 
mentally. Schumacher's Bane: 
Bed wetting freak. 
 

  
MrTim:
I don't know why he doesn't just call 
oracle and have her figure out the 
computer codes. Oh, he-heh; right! 
 

Reynard T Fox:
"Dear Life In These United States, 
I run a crime-fighting business in 
Gotham city, and this one time..." 

Angel_Noir: 
o/`"Nana nana nana nana, 
BAT-CAP!..." 

Xylorjax: 
Hey!  Try www.GETtheHELL 
onWITHit.com 
 

  
Reynard T Fox:
With the Soviet Union dissolved, 
the U.S. Army puts its Star Wars 
arsenal to work blasting hippies. 
oooh orange flavour! 

Angel_Noir: 
After some reconsideration, 
Chris and Mitch decide to 
ignore Laslo and build the damn 
laser anyway. (obscure ref.!) 

HanoverF: 
Someone is pondering either 
'asking' or 'telling' so the U.S.Army 
orbital mind control laser 
quickly springs into action! 

NightTrain: 
Tom Swift and His Thermo- 
Nuclear Death Beam Pointed At 
Chuck Woolery's House 

Xylorjax: 
The US Military, in a rare 
humanitarian gesture, attempts 
to destroy Schumacher from orbit. 
 

  
Matteus: 
Someone's calling the 
Ambiguously Gay Duo 

Geek_Spice 
As you can see, the gay-friendly 
geodesic dome comes with a 
special skylight. 

JediClone: 
This looks like a job for... 
Jen the Gelfling!