MrTim:
Never go to the carnival after
dropping acid!
Matteus:
scene cut from The Abyss
Reynard T Fox:
What is it with Schumacher's bizarre
obsession with Faberge eggs?
JediClone:
"ETphonehomeETphonehome
ETphonehomeETphonehome!"
"NEXT!"
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JediClone:
When energy-based lifeforms go
to the restroom! Tonight on "I Really
Dindt Need To See That!"
Reynard T Fox:
When astronomers go bad...they
usually build particle beam weapons
and blow up the city. Yeah, like
you could think of a better one...
Angel_Noir:
Retirement found Cmndr. LaForge
a bitter old man, sometimes taking
phaser pot-shots at his neighbors.
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Matteus:
where's the big dipper?
HanoverF:
Thankfully the BatGirl and Robin
spitting scene ended up on
the cutting room floor, sadly
a heavily edited version ended
up in 'Titanic'
Angel_Noir:
"...isn't that right, Easily Distracted
Boy?""Holy Correctness, Batma-hey,
theres a full moon tonight!"
NightTrain:
Look! Up in the sky! It's a
bird! It's a plane! It's another
goddamned Superman reference!
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Matteus:
Dandruff!!
Reynard T Fox:
I would like to title this piece,
'Exploding Potato in a Microwave
Oven.' It represents a potato exploding
in a microwave oven. There, you get
one, don't you? NOW will you give
me my grant?"
NightTrain:
Damned burritos!
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JediClone:
I dont know what this is, but I bet
Schumacher thinks it's a perfect shape
to re-design Scarface around.
NightTrain:
\o Catch a wave and you're
sittin' on top of the world! o/
Xylorjax:
It'll be a cold day in hell before
there's a BAD Batman mov....
umm...uh oh.
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Matteus:
what TIME is it!!
MrTim: It's the Dark Claw!
Shimmergloom:
The Skeeters sure do get
big in the Batcave.
Xylorjax:
Sick of being attached to the most
wooden actor since the Muppets,
Clooney's arm sprouts wings
and attempts an escape.
HanoverF:
The remote Bat-Backscratcher
was a huge lawsuit just waiting
to happen.
Angel_Noir:
"Damn! I thought I laid out my
Seiko to go with this outfit!"
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