MrTim:
Never go to the carnival after
dropping acid! 

Matteus: 
scene cut from The Abyss 

Reynard T Fox:
What is it with Schumacher's bizarre
obsession with Faberge eggs? 

JediClone: 
"ETphonehomeETphonehome 
ETphonehomeETphonehome!" 
"NEXT!" 
 

  
JediClone:
When energy-based lifeforms go
to the restroom! Tonight on "I Really
Dindt Need To See That!"

Reynard T Fox:
When astronomers go bad...they 
usually build particle beam weapons
and blow up the city.  Yeah, like
you could think of a better one... 

Angel_Noir: 
Retirement found Cmndr. LaForge 
a bitter old man, sometimes taking 
phaser pot-shots at his neighbors. 
 

  
Matteus:
where's the big dipper? 

HanoverF: 
Thankfully the BatGirl and Robin 
spitting scene ended up on 
the cutting room floor, sadly 
a heavily edited version ended 
up in 'Titanic' 
 
Angel_Noir: 
"...isn't that right, Easily Distracted 
Boy?""Holy Correctness, Batma-hey, 
theres a full moon tonight!"

NightTrain: 
Look! Up in the sky! It's a 
bird! It's a plane! It's another 
goddamned Superman reference! 
 
  
Matteus:
Dandruff!! 

Reynard T Fox:
I would like to title this piece, 
'Exploding Potato in a Microwave 
Oven.'  It represents a potato exploding
in a microwave oven.  There, you get
one, don't you?  NOW will you give 
me my grant?" 

NightTrain: 
Damned burritos! 
 

  
JediClone:
I dont know what this is, but I bet
Schumacher thinks it's a perfect shape
to re-design Scarface around.

NightTrain: 
\o Catch a wave and you're 
sittin' on top of the world! o/ 

Xylorjax: 
It'll be a cold day in hell before 
there's a BAD Batman mov.... 
umm...uh oh. 
 

  
Matteus:
what TIME is it!! 
MrTim: It's the Dark Claw! 

Shimmergloom: 
The Skeeters sure do get 
big in the Batcave. 

Xylorjax: 
Sick of being attached to the most 
wooden actor since the Muppets, 
Clooney's arm sprouts wings 
and attempts an escape. 
HanoverF: 
The remote Bat-Backscratcher 
was a huge lawsuit just waiting
to happen. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Damn!  I thought I laid out my 
Seiko to go with this outfit!"