Reynard T Fox:
"Remember, Batman, you have to
inject this DIRECTLY into his heart!"
JediClone:
By the time Schumacher was done
filming, Warner Bros owed $2,000,000
in flourescent lighting bills. |
Reynard T Fox:
Detail of the Shroud of Alfred.
MrTim:
Where'd David Warner come from?
Xylorjax:
Alfred struggles to remember the
last time he really enjoyed his life.
He comes up with the infamous
"Jello-filled Batsuit" incident.
Angel_Noir:
Alfred was the only one to
actually welcome Freddy
Krueger into his dreams as a
way out of this crappy series!
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Reynard T Fox:
Meanwhile, a lone man stared intently
out the window of the Gotham City
Book Depository...
MrTim:
"There's a castle up ahead. Maybe
they have a phone we can use!" Castles
don't have phones, asshole! (Sure they
do: princess phones!)(I could go on for
hours like this, folks!)
NightTrain:
Honey! I'm goth!
Angel_Noir:
Few people make it to the
"Dark Castle" stage on
"CandyLand for N64".
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MrTim:
Uma, stick to red. Purple just isn't
a good hair color for you.
Matteus:
Them darm pixies!!
NightTrain:
Why am I expecting Bette
Midler to sing "The Rose"?
Angel_Noir:
"...this movie will end my career,
this movie will end my career, not..."
Xylorjax:
For many Batman fans, this movie
represented the first step down a long
slope, eventually leading to heavy
recreational drug use, seen here.
zapzorak:
Whoa, that is one BAD hair day!
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MrTim:
The only way the horses would
appear in this film was if they were
allowed to get stoned.
JediClone:
Meanwhile, at statley Wayne
Man-- Oh... Never mind...
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Reynard T Fox:
Look, Wayne Manor has the same
color scheme as Poison Ivy's hideout.
All in favor of lynching Joel
Shumacher? *AYE*
JediClone:
Miss Scarlet in the Library
with a Candlestick... Oh, and
Prof Plum killed someone
with a knife in the Study...
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