JediClone:
Barbera calculates the odds that
Schumacher is even aware that she
becomes Oracle... "Doesnt look
good..."
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MrTim:
I spy, with my little eye, something
beginning with "I." "Idiocy." Well,
actually, I was thinking of "ice,"
but that works, too.
Reynard T Fox:
The Laser Pointer of God. |
MrTim:
Uncle Fester?
Jazzsoda:
"New Shake 'n Bake
Arnold! The kids'll never
ask you to cook again!"
Angel_Noir:
Although few historians will admit
it, before his death, Yul Brenner
also made a PSA about the
dangers of "Tan in a Bottle"
NightTrain:
Telly Savalas stars in
"Exorcist: The Series"
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MrTim:
It's a previously unaired Cyndi
Lauper video.
Reynard T Fox:
"Help me, Obi Wan, you are my
only...hey, who is this?!"
Matteus:
Hola chico
Angel_Noir:
Little head?
NightTrain:
"I just happen to have my utility belt's
video monitor cued to exactly the
scene I need at this moment."
JediClone:
Here at the Agatha Christie School
Of Crime Solving, you'll learn all the&
tricks of misdirection you need.
Like keeping the fact that you have
crucial evidence from the audience
untill the last minute.
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Matteus:
*crickets*
MrTim:
"I want my ears back!"
NightTrain:
\o 'Cause this is Thriller!
Thriller night.... o/
Xylorjax:
"Hi. I'm Batman. You might
remember me from such good movies
as Batman, and Batman Returns. I
sincerely apologize to all of you
on behalf of, well, me."
Jazzsoda:
Just then the movie goes completely over
the top as Batman declares "Everything Zen"
and a mosh pit breaks out. Audiences are
thankful for this opportunity to leave the
theater, free of guilt.
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Matteus:
I don't want to know what's going on!!!!
Xylorjax:
Mr. Freeze is what's known
as a "Sad Drunk".
NightTrain:
"Winston, how much is 2+2?" "4."
"And if the Party says it's 5, then how
much is 2+2?" "4. The Party is wrong."
ZAP! "Aaaaarrrrh!"
zapzorak:
Uncle Fester's anguish at finding
out he is no longer capable of
performing the lightbulb trick.
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