BEEDO:
The Empire sets up a blockade of more stock footage,and Art Carney shows up with some deliveries, including a  
power pack for Malla's Mind Evaporator, (Didn't they have those in Auschwitz?) a mini-transmitter for Lumpy, and a  
questionable recording for Itchy. Art slips the recording into the hairdryer -- I mean, VR Entertainment Center --
 
   
 Matteus: 
when Giant Clams go bad... 

MrTim:
Fake! You can see the rails! 

Angel_Noir:
Fake! You can see the supports! 

JediClone:
Warm up the laser batteries!
We're gonna have a Flying 
Hamburger Bar-B-Q!

Shimmergloom:
These lanes are just too small. 

J-Man: 
When two spaceships REALLY 
love each other. 
 

  
 Beedo: 
Hey dere, Ralphy B... Sorry. Flashback. 
 
Matteus: 
Cousin Itt never coloures 
his...er...its hair

Angel_Noir:
"I'm here to fix your Norelco." "It's
about damn time!"

Occupant:
Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi . . .
this lid is on too TIGHT!

MrTim:
Linda Tripp bows down before
Rodney Dangerfield. 

HanoverF:
"Hello sir or madam, I'm going door
to door selling Flo-Bees to pay my 
way through... Yes! I smell a sale."
 

  
 Beedo: 
How much you want for the brat?

JediClone:
<Art Carney Voice:> Hi guys--
"What's with the porn music?

HanoverF:
The Wookie they never talk about,
Janet Reno

Occupant:
Look! I knew Zira and Cornelius, 
and you are no Zira and Cornelius!

MrTim:
One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn't belong. 

 
 Beedo: 
Folks, I've SEEN this show before, 
and I don't know what's going on. 

Matteus: 
when is this show going to start? 
oh..it did already 
 
MrTim:
"Kibble again, Mom?!?" 

HanoverF:
"Someone stop him, he's eating the
Death Star Model for scene 5!"

Angel_Noir:
"So the guy says 'You look like a 
fine upstanding young man, I think
you'll do.' So I take off my hat, and
I say 'Imaginethat! Me working
for you!' Hahahaha!" 
 

 
Beedo: 
Let's see... To inflate Life-Like Lucy... 

JediClone: 
Lumpy takes out the cool new
8-track player... and spends all
afternoon playing with the box. 

HanoverF:
Chewbacca agrees, downloading
porn takes forever!

MrTim:
Yummy! A cockroach! 

Matteus: 
he's trying to fix his CPU 

J-Man: 
You'd think they'd make 
these toilets higher. 
 

 
 Beedo: 
Let me just activate the 
stun-collar, here... 

J-Man: 
So, was it good for you, too?

Angel_Noir:
"Rrrrargh!"*  *Translation: "This
is sexual harrasment, and I don't 
have to take it!"

JediClone:
The Imperial law officers soon 
decided to execute Wookies by
means other than electricution.
It tookweeks to get rid of the
smell of charred hair.

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