BEEDO:
-- and plays a recording of Diahnn Carroll; she proceeds to talk sexy to Itchy. It wouldn't be so bad, if only we didn't  
get occasional glimpses of Itchy's wrinkled,  ugly mug and grunts of pleasure. Most people I've lent  this tape to felt the need  
to shower away the dirty feeling at this point. Diahnn Carroll doesn't sing badly, but the kaleidoscopic background is bound to 
cause headaches. After a Doctor-Who-style fade-out, the song is mercifully over.
 
  
Phrank:
"Why don't you ever like 
the hat's I get?"

 Beedo: 
Don't move around too much, you'll pull 
out your curlers before they're set! 

J-Man: 
Just trim the nails, next. 

NoobSaibot: 
Your hair will be sit in five more 
minutes. Now sit still. 

HanoverF: 
"If you don't look good, we don't- 
good god, we're hideous!" 

LuvBJones: 
"You'll be under there for about twenty 
minutes. Would you like a magazine?" 

MrTim: 
Detective George Francisco 
meets Suicide Squid. 

Angel_Noir: 
The Anti-Flowbie. 
 

   
 Phrank:
Whoa, uhhh, nice hair.

Beedo: 
Okay, this show is starting to get better! 

Matteus: 
o/' in my house...o/' 

NoobSaibot: 
The love-child of Howard the Duck 
and Dionne Warwick. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Sashay, shan--oh, you know, girl." 

HanoverF: 
Foxy Frost, Only on BET this 
Kwanza holliday season! 

MrTim: 
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss 
Movellan 2398! 

Angel_Noir: 
Special guest star: Rip Taylor! 

JediClone: 
o/'I'm a slut, I'm a tease, I'm an intern 
on my knees! When yer sad or really 
de-pressed, I'm your angel under 
the-desk! 
 

   
 Beedo: 
Sea Monkeys! 

JediClone: 
When did this turn into "The Wiz"? 

Matteus: 
o/' can you feel it. can you feel it. can 
you feel it! o/' (Jackson 5ive joke) 

NoobSaibot: 
Dude, this acid is totally killer! 

MrTim: 
The hazards of a dimensionally transcendental toybox. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"It's raining men!"  Richard Simmons' 
fantasy _finally_ comes true. 
 
 
 Beedo: 
Wow! I never saw an X-Rated 
snow-globe before! 

JediClone: 
I could make a joke about Winnowill 
and a bucket of bleach, but I'm 
probably the only one who'd get it. 

Angel_Noir: 
Peter Pan...in 3D! 
 

  
 Phrank:
Whaddya want baby, big tips?

Beedo: 
So, Chewbacca's dad is watching 
interactive cyber-porn. Oh, yeah, that's 
good family viewing, all right! 

Matteus: 
o/' she's a very kinky girl... o/' 

HanoverF: 
MC Hammer?! How low 
have you sunk? 

JediClone: 
Dennis Rodman and RuPaul IN... 
 

  
Beedo:  
I think I'm going to LIKE this  
new season of "Doctor Who".  

JediClone:  
Next, on your Public Broadcasting  
Station: An all new 7-year old  
copy of "Doctor Huh?"  

MrTim: 
She's being sucked away into 
the Time Vortex!  

HanoverF: 
I don't think this Special Edition 
is all it's cracked up to be. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Other girls are so one dimentional.  
You're different, Sally." 

Neoknight:  
I am suddently VERY glad  
I never saw this special  

Matteus:  
another bad acid flashback  
 
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