Beedo: 
But the odds of successfully navigating 
an asteroid field is approximately 
726,000 to one! 

Matteus: 
and they didn't learn from A Very 
Brady Sequel either! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Sir, the odds of succesfully navigating an 
asteriod belt make me just wanna spit!" 

NoobSaibot: 
They appear to be Rice Krispies, sir! 

Neoknight: 
... and the budget goes downhill... 

LuvBJones: 
Gosh, I guess the live action 
budget ran out... 
 

  
JediClone:
OK gang, everybody look at the
token alien. Make it worth the
money ILM spent on him.

HanoverF: 
"Luke, Leia, you paint the 
Millenium Falcon Yellow, I'll get us 
musical instruments and drugs."

Beedo: 
IT'S A TRAP!! 

NoobSaibot: 
Thank you for choosing McZargald's, 
may I tsake your order, please? 

MrTim: 
Ah, yes, the glory days of 
American animation! 
 

  
Occupant: "RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR!" 
(Which is Wookese for "Good 
Morning, Mister Bond.)

JediClone:
Chewie's undergound cable-access
gospel show sinks to a new low.
Not even God Stuff would touch it.

HanoverF: 
These Bootleg Fritz the Cat
Cartoons Suck!

Beedo: 
Uh oh. Cheie thinks he's a Wampa. 

Matteus: 
Æion Flux 

Angel_Noir: 
Chewbacca: MTV Veejay. 

 
Beedo: 
Captain Kayzan here must be 
related to the Pringles guy. 

Matteus: 
any midday 80's nickelodeon commercial 

NoobSaibot: 
This is all a bad dream. I'm 
going to wake up soon. 

JediClone: 
That's what the Rebellion needs! More 
rediculously overweight operatives who 
cant run or fight their way out of being 
captured! 
 

 
 HanoverF:
.oO(Should I tell Master Luke 
about the electric fire? Nah, he'll 
only blame me!)

JediClone:
ETA to "Village Of The Damned"
casting office... 5 minutes" "Master 
Luke turn back! TURN BACK!"

Beedo: 
...the HELL?!  Chewie's mooning us! 

Matteus: 
Teen Wolf, the cartoon 

MrTim: 
A long time ago, in a coloring 
book far, far away . . . 

 
JediClone:
.oO(Oh crap. How can I tell Han
I got back with Jake Blues?! Look 
out Jerry Springer, here I come...)Oo.

Beedo: 
They captured here glassy stare 
PERFECTLY! 

Matteus: 
An animated and frightened 
Shannon Doherty 

MrTim: 
Pocahontas, ladies and gentlemen! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Help me, Tex Avery. You're 
our only hope..."
 

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