BEEDO:
Art Carney exits, and the Imperials keep searching the Wookiees' home. Malla sets Lumpy in front of yet another  
entertainment center (that's four, now) to keep him quiet, and he watches a cartoon which is famous for being the first-ever  
appearance of Boba Fett. Despite Fett's reputation as the most notorious bounty hunter in the galaxy, nobody seems to  
recognize him or his name. The cartoon is so 70's in feel, you almost expect to see someone in an afro and bell-bottoms show  
up. Harrison Ford is abominably drawn, and his cartoon likeness looks more like an Easter Island Moai with hair. The 
cartoon, which was drawn by Nelvana Ltd, the same folks who brought us the Droids and Ewoks cartoons, proves that not  
even someone as cool as Fett can save this Godforsaken Holiday Special.
 
   
 Beedo:  
PULL THE TRIGGER! 

MrTim: 
At this range, I give the stormtrooper 
about a thirty percent chance 
of hitting the feeble old man. 

Neoknight: 
The sad thing is, even at this 
range he misses! 

J-Man: 
YOU don't know. Why don't 
YOU go and find out? 

Angel_Noir: 
"These arent't the droids we're 
looking for." "What?" "Move along." 
"What are you talking about?" 
"Here's five bucks." "Cut it out!" 
 

   
 HanoverF: 
Lack of funding for the Star Wars
Holiday Special was glarringly
apparent in the "K-9" scene.

Beedo:  
If you don't straighten up, Mister, I'll 
leave you behind to spend MORE time 
on this damn show! 

MrTim: 
"Sir, you may be my commanding 
officer, but if you make a gun out of 
your fingers and 'shoot' me with it one 
more time I'm gonna have to 
disintegrate you!" 
 
JediClone: 
Trooper, There are absolulty *no * 
overt references to THX-1138 in this 
house! This is completly unheard of! 
Kill them all! 
 

   
 HanoverF: 
And now sit back and relax, as
the Stormtroopers preform the Dance
of the Sugerplum Faries.

Beedo:  
o/` Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin' alive! 
Stayin' alive! o/` 

Shimmergloom: 
Lambada, the forbidden dance. 

MrTim: 
They must've gotten John Travolta 
to play this stormtrooper. 
 
 HanoverF:
"You idiots! You've captured 
their stunt doubles!"

Beedo:  
Trust me. I know what I'm doing. 

Matteus: 
Demonic Leprechauns! 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Not NOW, Tad!  I am ta-R 
Ying to capture a prisoner here!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Anybody makes a move, I pull 
Ugly Bob's mask off!" 

Shimmergloom: 
Time to feed him.  They're so 
adorable at this age. 

MrTim: 
I've always wondered what 
posessed people to wear silly hats 
like that. Now I see it's the Devil. 

J-Man: 
But sir, I wanna shoot 
something.  Please? 
 

  
 Beedo:  
Quick, while they're all standing 
together! Toss a grenade! 

JediClone: 
Dammit. That Jane Goodall bitch 
is back again. 
 

  
HanoverF: 
Then the ape throws up the
teleprompter and he turns into Walter 
Cronkite, And thats the way it is.

Beedo:  
DJ Lumpy-Lump is in da HOUSE! 

Matteus: 
*in a droopy the dog voice* I'm sorry 
but your call cannot be completed in 
style. Please check the number 
and dial again... 

MrTim: 
Guest appearance by Wolfman Jack. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Hey, guys & gals, this is Wookman 
Jack comin' at ya this mornin', with 
a whole ship load-a groovy tunes." 

Shimmergloom: 
MMmmmmmbop!!  Yeahehyeaha! 

J-Man: 
When you sound like a Taun-taun, 
you just have to cover your ears. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Whatchoo talkin' bout, Chewie?"
 
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