E_B_A:
"Welcome to 'Stories For the
Rich White Male.' I'm your host,
Brad White. Now... once upon
a time, there was an investment
broker named Thad..."
BuckFifty:
"Um, no Mr President, I'm not
your new intern...And no I don't
need a job for a job..."
NightTrain:
James Carville memorizes his lines
for "The People vs. Larry Flynt."
Beedo:
Where's the other Smothers Brother? |
Xylorjax:
New, from the people that brought you
the Lava Lamp, there's "Lava Briefcase"!
Neoknight:
Wow, sir! That new version of
Missile Command is cool!
HanoverF:
As you can see by this heat-scan,
most of the audience has allready
left the theater.
JediClone:
Digital satelitle serveliance pinpots
the remaining peices of Michael
Jackson's natural face.
Beedo:
The results of your pap-smear are in, ma'am
Angel_Noir:
"Did you ever determine who spilt
Big Red on it?" "No, sir, but we
have a few suspects."
Matteus:
these computer graphics have a
refreshing rasberry flavour
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Xylorjax:
"I look like BOXLEITNER?! You
take that back, RIGHT NOW!"
JediClone:
o0(Cant.. let.. anyone... in.. the...
office.. till... Mawg.. gets... off.
my.. leg.. Can't.. make... him.. stop..
He'd... just... hurt.. me... Just...
look... away...Ug...)0o
Angel_Noir:
"Someone wanna turn down
the porch light?"
NightTrain:
Michael Douglas IS Bill Pullman! |
NightTrain:
New slogan for the Florida
Bureau of Tourism: "Come see
us before we burn down!"
Xylorjax:
o/' "I see...a baaad mooon rising!" o/'
Beedo:
Devlin? Emmerich? This is God.
Siskel and Ebert are right: you suck.
Angel_Noir:
Flaming sky at night, shepherds
run like hell!
JediClone:
Charleton Heston! This Is GOD!
Did you forget a little Commandment
called THOU SHALL NOT KILL?
Hmmm? DID YOU! . I think you did...
I'm waiting for an answer... |
E_B_A:
"It's 3:15 and a warm monday
afternoon with highs in the 300s as
fire and brimstone descend from the
heavens smiting the sinners of Earth!
Up next, the soothing sounds of Gloria
Estefan, only on Galactic Radio!"
Matteus:
Trix Youghurt Channel
Xylorjax:
The world is going to hell in a
handbasket, but Fred'll be damned if
he's going to stop playing Atari NOW
HanoverF:
Damn! I knew I should have bought
a tv with more then two colors
Beedo:
Test pattern by Mark Rothko. |
HanoverF:
"It's the Martians, they say
they need women!"
NightTrain:
"Is there anyone here named The
Biggest Son Of A Bitch Ever To
Walk The Earth?"
BuckFifty:
"Is our refridgerator running?"
Angel_Noir:
"Like I knew you were going to
go dressed as an army man, too."
Neoknight:
"Does this make me look fat?"
Beedo:
Colonel, it's for you. Who's "Brucie"?
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