NightTrain:
"But first, the latest on the Senate
Whitewater hearings!"
Xylorjax:
So what. It's not like Yeltsin
hasn't gone on a bender before...
HanoverF:
"Sever Vodka Shortages Reported!
At The News Boris Yeltsen
Supposidly Took His Own Life!"
Angel_Noir:
"Unconfirmed reports indicated
that 'Yeltsin lit one'."
Beedo:
HANSON ANNOUNCES
SOVIET TOUR
Dibbley:
ArchAngel Gabriel couldn't keep the
30 degree angle and burned on re-entry. |
Matteus:
well, who told you to fly to the sun?!?!
JediClone:
Meanwhile, on the experimental
space shuttle Icarus I...
Neoknight:
I told you kids not to go flying into
the sun, but would you listen?
Beedo:
Geez, Earl, didja hafta take a
shortcut throught he French
nuclear testing area? |
Xylorjax:
The Pentagon takes their
pizza orders seriously.
NightTrain:
"You know, Jim, these new digital
phones are amazing! It sounds like
you're right next to me."
Matteus:
funny how he doesn't realise that they're
both in the same room and don't need phones
BuckFifty:
Group phone sex.
JediClone:
<man on left> "While there's still time before
we all die, I just want to tell you... I'll always
love you." <Man on right> "Dammit, I told
you never call me when I'm at work!
Angel_Noir:
"For short distance calls, use 5-5-321..."
Neoknight:
Whoa, those sex lines must be
clogged tonight!
|
Xylorjax:
"I just can't get over the new
Insurance Guy, Helen! He's so....
plain." "There there, sir."
BuckFifty:
"That was very nice Monica, but
next time, be sure to use both hands
when grasping the shaft..." "Yes sir
Mr President."
Beedo:
Y'know, prunes will clear that up, no problem.
Angel_Noir:
"Let me get this straight, I'm the president,
and you still wont sleep with me?"
NightTrain:
"I gotta go see what's up with those
spaceships circling the earth. But first,
hot mama, whaddaya say I slip you
the ol' presidential pardon?"
|
JediClone:
Mr President, that clock is
threatinging my overblown sense
of machismo and delusions
of superiority. Permission to have
it banned from combat duty?...
Thank you!
|
BuckFifty:
"This press conference will now
begin...we'd just like to send this
message out to the Russian Prime
Minister...There ain't no flies on us...
Thank you...now we'll take some
questions."
Angel_Noir:
The press conference included a
half-time show featuring "The
Men's Wharehouse Dancers".
Matteus:
now say Cheese
Xylorjax:
A scene from the upcoming All
the Presidents Men are Cross-
Dressers |
