NightTrain:
"Hi! I'm Buffy Birdbrain. On the next
Entertainment Today, Melanie Griffith,
Jean-Paul Sartre, and whole lotta
beliigerent extraterrestrials! But first
a word from Vagisil."
Matteus:
it's the motherly newscast "now don't
forget to always wear clean underwear"
BuckFifty:
"Yes Pam, it's a horror story out
here...traffic's backed up for
miles...*reading cuecard*...and
my fly is open?"
Beedo:
she fills the network's hiring
quota for anchors with scoliosis.
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Matteus:
you came all this way to show me a
picture you made in Paintshop??
Angel_Noir:
It cost a fortune, but Bob's IBM
PowerSpleen never failed to impress
Neoknight:
"What do you mean, you don't
want to play Quake 2?!"
Xylorjax:
"C'mon, dear. Just a few caps.
For old time's sake."
Beedo:
C'mon, I'll give you a boost up. |
NightTrain:
"That's kind of personal, but
since you asked...."
Beedo:
...fondly remembering the toime he spent
with porn star Dixie Dynamite.
JediClone:
I once caught an intern that
made it *this* big!
Angel_Noir:
"I'm sorry, I just have to ask one
more time. I'm the president and you
still won't sleep with me?"
HanoverF:
"I know what your thinking, what is
this woman in the pink jacket doing
in my pants... but I can explain...
look out behind you aliens!"
Xylorjax:
"I'd just like to state, for the record,
that I had NOTHING at ALL to do
with 'Druidiagate'."
Matteus:
I have a very good reason to have
my pants down... if you'll just listen...
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NightTrain:
He's designing the world's first
atomic-powered pentagram.
JediClone:
This example of Euclidean Geometry
is brought to you by the
I Like Pi Association.
Xylorjax:
Jeff takes a break from the end of life as
we know it to fill out tomorrow's lineup
card for the Orioles/Red Sox game.
BuckFifty:
I always sucked at playing hangman...
Angel_Noir:
Jeff Goldblum tries to map out exactely
where his career started to go downhill.
Beedo:
Now, the runner has to steal third in
the fifth inning, or we're lost.
HanoverF:
Even when the world is
threatened there's always
time for a game of tic-tac-toe
Matteus:
Architectural pornography
Geek_Spice:
Jeff Goldblum fails miserably as
a caracture artist
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Matteus:
Time's running out, so order now
BuckFifty:
"Thirty minutes or free my ass!"
Geek_Spice:
I would have told you about
our destruction sooner, but I was
busy writing this program to make
a big dramatic clock, and...
Xylorjax:
Yeah, yeah. So you wrote a
VisualBasic program that
counts down. So what?
Beedo:
-TIME LEFT UNTIL THE
PREQUELS- |
Angel_Noir:
RUN!! IT'S ROY SCHIEDER
AND HE LOOKS PISSED ABOUT
THOSE SEAQUEST CAPS!!"
Neoknight:
The test run of the first low-beam
headlights for helicopters didn't
go so well.
Beedo:
Oh, just play "D-E-C, Low C, G."
It worked last time.
JediClone:
While in Morse Code, the signal
read "I come in peace", in Alien
Morse code it read "I'm an easy
target. Please kill me. " |
