Beedo:
Sergeant carter and Private Pyle
share a tender moment.
JediClone:
Gay Marriage.Tonight, on "Things
the Illigal-campaign-money-grubbing-
Realestate-frauding-Chinese-sellout-
FBI-file-reading-Testamony-
buying-4-time-adulteror-
of-a-President Has the
Nerve To Call 'Amoral' " |
NightTrain:
\o You're a wonder,Wonder Woman! o/
Matteus:
now we know the REAL reason
the aliens came!!
HanoverF:
Well, she's not Patton, but I'm betting
she could make a room full of soldiers
stand at attention.
BuckFifty:
Thanks JediClone...*Buck sits back,
swills some beer and breaks out the
singles for some g-string placin*
HanoverF:
"I wonder why everyone is fleeing
from Mt. St. Helens, oh well, at least
there'll be no crowds!" |
BuckFifty:
*Buck gets naked* Thanks for the
offer honey...*BURP*...Got any beer?
*puts feet up on table*
Beedo:
And she doesn't see the irony of holding it
right in front of her mostly-naked body?
Neoknight:
As if the first place the aliens want to
go is her place for blowjobs.....
Angel_Noir:
Earth girls are easy!
NightTrain:
I never knew Patsy Cline did a music video.
Matteus:
"we don't mind if you kill us, it's all good"
Xylorjax:
Monica Lewinsky Spice.
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Matteus:
Things make me think of things
Angel_Noir:
People unclear on the concept of "
A little head".
JediCloneA:
o0(Did I remember to turn the
automatic sprinklers off?)0o
Xylorjax:
Helen, the intellectual stripper.
Beedo:
Dammit, i shoulda stayed with
the new "Saved by the Bell."
BuckFifty:
Afraid of the bright light, the
squirrels living in her hair move on.
|
NightTrain:
Y'know, this jogging with Forrest
Gump thing has gotten way out of hand!
Matteus:
how could you forget the car?!?!
Angel_Noir:
Although few historians will admit
it, Betsy Ross raised the money to
design the flag by working at "General
Washington's Jiggly Room".
Beedo:
Typical traffic on a Northern
Ohio highway. |
NightTrain:
The blue rectangles indicate the highest
concentration of people who are totally
full of sh**.
Beedo:
Here, we can see labelled all the
remaining fans of Rush Limbaugh.
Xylorjax:
Wow. Those FedEx shipping zones
are getting more and more complex...
Matteus:
this can't be right, it says Ross
Perot is in the lead
Angel_Noir:
Wilt Chamberlin checks his
computerized little black book.
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