NightTrain:
God, I hope that's Wall Street.
Or Music Row in Nashville.
Beedo:
Scene stolen form "Volcano".
Angel_Noir:
Visit sunny Florida!
BuckFifty:
Message from the Aliens, "This is
for making NUKIE" *BLAM*
Matteus:
typical August day
HanoverF:
The Army dropped ten tons of
Napalm on Wall Street today, when
reached for comment they said 'Oops'.
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Matteus:
do you smell barbeque?
Beedo:
Scene stolen from "The Towering
Inferno"
BuckFifty:
Message from the Aliens, "...and
this is for V..Mark Singer? Jesus
Ceeripes people!" *BLAM*
Xylorjax:
God punishes all those who are
behind Spice World appropriately.
JediClone:
When Ghonerea attacks!... skyscrapers! |
NightTrain:
Harvey Fierstein was right. With
a face and a voice like that, he
could always drive a cab!
Matteus:
are they saying gays will die a firey death?
JediClone:
Hi, NewsTalk Radio? I'm calling from Ft
Lauderdale. Y'Know how that preacher said
God would punnish Florida? Well, he's out
here lighting everything on fire... No, The
preacher.
Beedo:
You don't need a psychiatrist, mate,
you need a plastic surgeon!
Xylorjax:
<caught his reflection in the rear view mirror> |
HanoverF:
I guess it could get worse then
people shooting at iit, and somebody
trying to crash a plane into it.
Beedo:
Back in 1812, the British did pretty much
the same thing. And we weren't even
thanked for it.
Angel_Noir:
Angry over recent legislation, the
IRS reveals what they spent all the
excess money on.
Neoknight:
Allelujah! Praise the Lord... wait..
what do you mean he escaped!?
Matteus:
the aliens just wanted free cable
Xylorjax:
Ya know, the consequences of Clinton
selling sattelite technology to the Chinese
were far worse than he imagined...
BuckFifty:
Message from the Aliens, "This is
for Alien Resurrection...Cloning,
what the hell?" *BLAM*
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HanoverF:
Mecian Jumping Cars
Beedo:
AKIRAAAAA!!!
Matteus:
Billy is using a blow torch on
his hotwheels again
Angel_Noir:
While on a public appearence, the
Taco Bell dog wanders too close to
an open flame.
JediClone:
... and after the explosion killed his
family, little Timmy never put leaded
in his car again, minding the sticker
that said "Unleaded Gasoline Only".
The End.
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Matteus:
car alarms going on everywhere
Beedo:
Wile E. Coyote should'v learned
not to play with dynamite by now.
BuckFifty:
Message from the Aliens, "Hey
Elliot! Fix this ouch!" *BLAM*
Xylorjax:
Those Biore' Pore Perfect
strips are SO gross.
JediClone:
Tonight, on "Extreme Zit Popping"
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