NightTrain:
"And now for some good news. Los
Angeles has burned to the ground."
Matteus:
this is why they don't allow hot plates
Xylorjax:
(this scene is SO much better if
you imagine that those are the flaming
corpses of Hanson fans)
Beedo:
I can see my house from he...
ARRRRGH!!! MY HOUSE!!! |
HanoverF:
"Well on the birght side... it'll probably be
real easy to defeat Castro!" "ShutUp!"
Matteus:
talk about public restrooms
Beedo:
"Love these cushy toilets, Pete."
"Now you know why we spent so
much on them in the Pentagon."
BuckFifty:
(left) .oO(Damn Viagra starts working *now*...)
Angel_Noir:
"Bob." "I don't want to talk about it."
"It happens to every guy once. So
you didn't get to make me 'drop and
give you twenty', it's no big deal."
Neoknight:
The old fashioned, American way to deal
with a crisis situation; get stone drunk!
|
Matteus:
flap your wings O mighty plane!
Angel_Noir:
Conviluted Theater proudly
presents: "Air Force 457F"!
BuckFifty:
Message from the Aliens,
"ID4?" *BLAM*
Xylorjax:
We now return you to Turbulence,
already in progress.
Beedo:
The Millennium Falcon was barely
able to outrun an explosion going at a
significant fraction of lightspeed. and
they expect us to believe THIS?!
|
Angel_Noir:
"Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
Your in flight movie will be a double
feature of 'Ishtar' and 'Cool World'.
Flight attendants will now hand out the
nausea bags for your convienence."
Geek_Spice:
"Oh God, the in-flight movie is
'Batman and Robin'! Let me die
on the ground, please!"
JediClone:
Tonight's inflight movie is Titanic.
In the event that this is the hour-longer
Special Edition, emergency exits are
located two to the front, two to the side,
and two to the back.
Beedo:
There's.... somethingonthewing!
There's... some... THING outthere!
|
HanoverF:
If she were smart, she would
duck and cover.
JediClone:
Someone put a vial of crack
at the end of the tunnel and yelled
"SUUUUUUURGE!"
Matteus:
SuperStripper!
NightTrain:
They lifted this scene from The Stand.
Beedo:
Oh, that's just normal congestion
for the Lincoln Tunnel. |
HanoverF:
Rusty the Flatulant Dog, Coming
this fall on NBC
Matteus:
good thing he eats Mighty Dog
JediClone:
Another hapless victim of
"Taco Butt Syndrome"
Neoknight:
The first dog participant in the "Jumping
in Front of Huge Fireballs" competition.
BuckFifty:
Anyone for a hotdog? (*CLONK*...Buck didn't duck
the
rotten tomatoes quick enough)
Beedo:
The Millennium Falcon: maybe. Air
Force One: highly improbable. Sparky:
not a snowball's chance in Hell. |
