HanoverF:
The Few, The Proud, The
Narcaleptic! The Airforce!
Matteus:
hold me
NightTrain:
Since nine or ten of the other cappers
are thinking exactly what I'm thinking,
I won't bother to cap this picture
Beedo:
Somebody wake up the Hick.
Geek_Spice:
Wake up, honey, and put your shoes
on, it's time to nuke Grandma's house...
Angel_Noir:
Literalist Theater, sponsored
by "Head and Shoulders".
Xylorjax:
Right now, Will is thinking about
the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.
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Matteus:
I hate having to use thje computers
at the library
E_B_A:
"Houston... we have a problem." "My
name's not 'Houston.'" "Uh... Roger that."
"My name isn't Roger either." "Uh..."
Beedo:
That does it. This movie stole
somuch from "Star Wars," I'm
gonna run with it whenever I can.
JediClone:
The Vice President is dead, and I'll
be taking on his responsibilities.
So I'll be standing around doing
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HanoverF:
"Holy Shit! Surrender!" "Sir, we're
playing Pong, we can't surrender!"
"Why not?" "We'll lose our quarter!"
Matteus:
we sent out best dandelion seeds after them
Neoknight:
Didn't know they still played the Atari 2600!
Beedo:
Incoming mosquitoes, sir.
Angel_Noir:
Jill took her birth control monitoring seriously
Xylorjax:
Missle Command 64, coming soon. |
HanoverF:
"Cockpit... too confineing... can't...
get jiggy with it... I've got to eject!"
Beedo:
Cue "Top Gun" Theme.
Matteus:
he's wearing a nautilus shell!!
Angel_Noir:
"Sir, I have a lock on the beagle's dog
house. Requesting permission to fire."
NightTrain:
(Thinking): "Hey, I'm over Jasper,
Texas. Think I'll go medieval on
those racist motherf---ers!"
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Matteus:
AAAAAHHH!!! NOT THE
SILLY STRING!!!
Xylorajx:
FAKE! You can see the strings!
Beedo:
No, it's no good. they didn't go in.
They just impacted on the surface.
Neoknight:
"We gotta give Han more time to get
those shields down!" "Who's Han?"
JediClone:
Tomohawk missles. The only way
to get rid of Galacticus' blackheads.
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Matteus:
look at all the little baby planes
Angel_Noir:
This is usually about the time air
traffic controlers open up a bottle
of Jim Bean and put their feet up.
Beedo:
How could they be jamming us if they
don't even know... we're... coming.
PULL UP! ALL CRAFT PULL UP!!!
NightTrain:
"OK, men, it's time to fight for
peace, justice, and the American way.
Start bombing the Iraqi hospitals now!"
E_B_A:
It seemed innocent enough at first...
Bill Gates enjoyed flying radio-
controlled airplanes. But then came
the bombs and the firey death.
Xylorjax:
Those Blue Angels maneuvers are getting
more and more complex every year...
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