HanoverF:
A Planet where Devlin and
Emmerich evolved from men?!?
Damn You! Damn you to hell!
E_B_A:
Always a scary event when the Statue
of Liberty drinks herself drunk and falls
face-first into the water while tossing
her torch into some residential area.
Matteus:
yeah, I know someone else is doing
the Planet of the Apes thing so I'm
just going to sit back and watch
Angel_Noir:
The space ship said it would respect
her in the morning, yet snuck out
while she was still asleep.
Neoknight:
What REALLY caused the ending
scene of Planet of the Apes.
Xylorjax:
Although few historians will admit it,
the Statue was actually a medalist
in the Women's freestyle.
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Xylorjax:
"Ha! Women's freestyle! I'll
drink to that!"
HanoverF:
(reading) "Honk If Your Horney...
Honey uoi know it!" *Honk, Honk*
"Oh, it's a guy...oh well I'm not picky!"
JediClone:
(Beedo's got a lot of Star Wars
quotes coming up, so I'll start
quoting something else...)
o/' One more drink, my friends,
one more to the end...
Matteus:
what's worse, this guy in your basement
or roaches in your basement?
NightTrain:
So we crashed the gate doin' 98.
I said, "Let them truckers roll, 10-4!"
Beedo:
Yeah, same to you, Quaid.
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Matteus:
So...um.....how's the wife, oh,
she died to....OK.....
Angel_Noir:
A scene from "Beer and
Loafing Near Las Vegas".
NightTrain:
"Well, I think it's a durn GOOD
location for the outhouse!"
Beedo:
"Get a load of the butt on that!"
"Yeah, he must work out."
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Matteus:
Damn I'm smooth
Xylorjax:
Good and liquored up, Lonestar makes
an ultimately unsuccesful pass at Dot.
Neoknight:
Hey, baby... wanna ply intern?
Beedo:
Howzabout lettin' me give you the ol'
"Presidential Pardon," sweet thang?
JediClone:
"What me worry? They cant do anything
to me without my Secret Service
guys. Heh heh." Famous last words.
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Matteus:
yet palm trees, the weakest of trees, survive
NightTrain:
Visit scenic Beirut!
Angel_Noir:
Disney's "Fire World" theme park
failed to impress Florida residents.
Beedo:
The aftermath of another British soccer riot.
Geek_Spice:
L.A. has never looked cleaner!
E_B_A:
"Visit beautiful downtown Miami: dodge
bullets on the warmest beaches..."
HanoverF:
Just another day in South Central LA
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JediClone:
Gentlemen, welcome to GI Joe
Drivers Ed. Your first video
is "Major Bludd on the Highway"
Beedo:
Sir, what good are our snub fighters
going to do against THAT?
Geek_Spice:
This was the last known position
of my car keys.
HanoverF:
"... and this is where Roger Ebert
lives, hit it hard, and hit it fast!"
Angel_Noir:
"Gentlemen, we will no commence
with 'Operation: No Alimony'. The
stealth bombers will lead the attack
on my ex-wife's house here..."
Xylorjax:
"...and my ex-wife, the bitch, is
located here. THIS, gentlemen, is
your primary target."
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