Angel_Noir:
"O.K., I heard that! Who said
'craddle robbing homo'?"
NightTrain:
"Why does he keep asking me if
I need a cab ride?"
Xylorjax:
The original Barf, played by a Cro-
Magnon man (seen here) was later
scrapped in favor of the more widely
known John Candy characterization...
Beedo:
Hey, Jerry, this bum's a great
photo-op. Get the cameras over here. |
NightTrain:
"Go f--- myself? But how can I,
with a stick up my ass?"
Xylorjax:
.oO(Boy, of ALL the times for
my laxative to kick in...)
Neoknight:
"Pucker up, baby!"
Beedo:
This is my Ben Kingsley
impression. Whaddaya think?
JediClone:
To battle the forces of Caption This
Institute alumni, The Art School hires
a tougher, meaner spokemen.
"Listen up, pukes! Call the
number. Get the test. Kiss my ass." |
Matteus:
you know you're pale when people
think you're dead when you try to sleep
JediClone:
Even thought he world was being
destroyed, Louann just couldnt bare to
flee for her life without bringing her
wonderbras.Just in case she met a
nice guy in the bomb shelters.
Angel_Noir:
The results of capping "Spice
World" hit hard for some.
HanoverF:
This Scene Brought To You By
The Yellow Pages, The Yellow Pages,
Let Your Fingers Do The Walking
Beedo:
Special guest appearance by Jeri Ryan.
|
Angel_Noir:
Dennis Rodman IS Gunga Din, on
the next "You're Shittin' Me Theater".
Matteus:
I bring home the bacon....or....something
Beedo:
Tyrell Jefferson: the only man who needed
a drag chute during the 100-meter dash.
NightTrain:
"You hear me, cactus? I'm
gonna go medieval on yo' ass!"
Xylorjax:
Sadly, Will wasn't able to get a ride
home from Desert Toga Fest '98...
HanoverF:
Will Smith was moments away from
breaking a new land-speed record in
White Sands, New Mexico, when his
chute deployed early ruining his chance.
|
Matteus:
hey, nice alien you got there
HanoverF:
"Hey, Do you know the way to
San Jose?... what? Why are you
looking at me like that?"
Beedo:
Steven Spielberg loses his way.
JediClone:
Plotted out a topographical map of
the size and location of the plot
holes in this movie.
|
Matteus:
they put the calculator there
so no-one would steal it
Angel_Noir:
"'Bosco'? What the hell kind of
ATM code is that?"
Xylorjax:
(mumbling): "dad gummed friggin'
'Distinguishing Characteristic' sensor
...all I want is a Big Mac..."
E_B_A:
The erotic art of sculpting, brought
to you by Pete Postwhaite... |
